I brag on Twitter about my life...

HeretoBeatmyChest

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

MikeDamone

Was there a pic of hi looking like his usual drunken hobo?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

My wife has said many times she would shoot herself on the spot if she had to wake up next to him every day.

[Deleted User]

To call him pathetic would be an insult to the worth pathetic.

Yes when I turn 50 I want my life to be just like Kim Grinolds. When I see a drunken little troll like him who is a failed real-estate agent I immediately think of success.

It's a fucking embarrassment this cocksucker is associated with UW.

MrsMora

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

My wife has said many times she would shoot herself on the spot if she had to wake up next to him every day.

I can CONFIRM this is true... and I'm sure he bags tons of blondes

LoneStarDawg

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

confirm how awesome his life is by getting his ex on the poodcast

tracker

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

Does this mean he's going to start hitting on 17 year olds?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

tracker said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

Does this mean he's going to start hitting on 17 year olds?

He's going full Sandusky and going straight to 6th grade boys. He figures some of them won't have bigger dicks than he does.

PurpleJ

I've been hearing some rumors around Vegas that Kim is gay. Just what I'm hearing.

sarktastic

what about the people who follow people who like to brag about their life on twitter?

droggins

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

Stalker alert!