Later guys

chuck

I've read all the threads that look interesting and upvoted the posts that struck a chord with me (I think there was one).

This place hasn't been the same since we lost the GIF of the horse shitting on the chick's head. It's been a good ride but I'm losing interest and have a few things to do today so I'm outta here. Might check back later this evening.

I hate this place during the offseason. Fuck you.

Gladstone

shit post

shit poster

DerekJohnson

Gladstone said:

shit poast

shit poaster

fixed that for you

chuck

Gladstone said:

shit post

shit poster

Agree.

Vegasdawg

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

chuck

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

PostGameOrangeSlices

chuck said:

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

HFNY

I've gone back and forth on this.

Why not start a thread and see what happens? I just did and will take some flak (wikipedia it for historical reference) but there's some seriously funny DAWGS on here.

It's like fucking a chick when you're browning out...sometimes you're just going through the motions and then you come back to and want to drop some ropes.

PostGameOrangeSlices

HFNY said:

I've gone back and forth on this.

Why not start a thread and see what happens? I just did and will take some flak (wikipedia it for historical reference) but there's some seriously funny DAWGS on here.

It's like fucking a chick when you're browning out...sometimes you're just going through the motions and then you come back to and want to drop some ropes.

..huh?

MikeDamone

Love it

Vegasdawg

Now the goal post has been moved too far. I'll stay on the bottom of the totem pole.

chuck

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

chuck said:

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

PostGameOrangeSlices

chuck said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

chuck said:

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Okay Sark

[Deleted User]

chuck said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

chuck said:

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Chuck I have a question for you..,,

So how did you defeat the full blown AIDS?

chuck

He_Needs_More_Time said:

chuck said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

chuck said:

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Chuck I have a question for you..,,

So how did you defeat the full blown AIDS?

They have topical cremes that clear that shit right up anymore. This isn't the 90s.

[Deleted User]

chuck said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

chuck said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

chuck said:

Vegasdawg said:

Damn, I thought I would be moving up the seniority list on the membership roles.

To gain seniority around here:

1) Invite Derek over for a steam shower during the big Illinois weekend
2) Be the one ballsy enough to spring cheese dick pickup lines on the Dub Pub waitress
3) Make innuendos involving bananas toward one of the interns

Pretty basic stuff.

4) Don't press
5) Make your list include 5 reasons

I've never pressed in my life. Ever. If it's hard I just don't do it.

Chuck I have a question for you..,,

So how did you defeat the full blown AIDS?

They have topical cremes that clear that shit right up anymore. This isn't the 90s.

Race Bannon disagrees.

TierbsHsotBoobs

This thread delivers.

Well done chuck.

sarktastic

MikeDamone said:

Love it

If you 'really' loved it, you would have awesomed his post.

Ron_Fairly

sarktastic said:

MikeDamone said:

Love it

If you 'really' loved it, you would have awesomed his post.

Poast rating superiority guy