Ben Ossai has landed with the LA Kiss in the AFL

DoogieMcDoogerson · April 2014

http://www.arenafootball.com/teams/aflkiss/

When do we get a front page story on him?

dnc · April 2014

Has anyone tweeted him Five Reasons yet? https://twitter.com/BigMoogie

[Deleted User] · April 2014

dnc said:

Has anyone tweeted him Five Reasons yet? https://twitter.com/BigMoogie

"Oops Google can't find lemon party orgy". Good job, good effort.

allpurpleallgold · April 2014

Sounds like a lingerie league team.

DugtheDoog · April 2014

The LA Kiss is averaging 332 across the line and they're ready to rumble

NeGgaPlEaSe · April 2014

What about Juan Garcia

[Deleted User] · April 2014

DugtheDoog said:
The LA Kiss is averaging 332 across the line and they're ready to rumble

The newbies will be inexperienced but they'll bring something we haven't had in a while in speed.

TierbsHsotBoobs · April 2014

He's not the only fat former Huskie in the Arena League:

http://portlandthunder.com/team/roster/index.html?player_id=50

PostGameOrangeSlices · April 2014

Why the fuck is LA's NAIA team called the "Kiss"...what the fuck

dnc · April 2014

TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He's not the only fat former Huskie in the Arena League:

http://portlandthunder.com/team/roster/index.html?player_id=50

Ty and the Kimberly Fetters hated that guy, therefore I'm obligated to be a fan.

PostGameOrangeSlices · April 2014

ah, Gene Simmons owns it. Still.

HeretoBeatmyChest · April 2014

Braunstein, another guy suddenly seniored for no good reason. In his 07 season with Ohio was a Groza award semi-finalist.

chuck · April 2014

What a cool day for the huskies.

Man.

LoneStarDawg · April 2014

At 5-7" almost 200, braunstein could be both the kicker and mascot for the thunder

TierbsHsotBoobs · April 2014

brchco12 said:
At 5-7" almost 200, braunstein could be both the kicker and mascot for the thunder

I wish I could find a pic from last night's game. Dude is FAT.

RoadDawg55 · April 2014

dnc said:

Has anyone tweeted him Five Reasons yet? https://twitter.com/BigMoogie

Doesn't pass the look test.

unfrozencaveman · April 2014

NeGgaPlEaSe said:
What about Juan Garcia

Doing the lawnmower, but not the dance...the real deal - corta el pasto

oregonblitzkrieg · April 2014

dnc said:

Has anyone tweeted him Five Reasons yet? https://twitter.com/BigMoogie

There needs to be an Ossai button on here.

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