Mario to Miami confirmed

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dnc

No chance Mario says no to his Heisman winning QB. It's not in an OL's DNA.

He gone.

AtomicDawg

One of the worst heisman winners of all time. What a blast from the past.

digits

Gino Torretta?! This should end well.

Edwin_Bambino

The coaching musical chairs has been such a shit show this season wouldn’t surprise.

Kingdome_Urinals

What a shitty college QB.

insinceredawg

Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.

Edwin_Bambino

After what happened to Oklahoma and ND, I doubt Oregon fans are dumb enough to be it could never happen to us!!! But you never know.

NEsnake12

Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.

So either Oregon loses Mario and we laugh, or uncle Phil has to pay up and we laugh.

HairyBallsDawg

Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.

Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.

MikeSeaver

After what happened to Oklahoma and ND, I doubt Oregon fans are dumb enough to be it could never happen to us!!! But you never know.

What difference would that make?

RatherBeBrewing

Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.

When I see The Rock I don’t think cocaine is involved at this point in his life. A bucket of rhino cum a day is beyond obvious, but I don’t think that he could possibly do blow while maintaining a diet high enough in protein and calories to maintain that much muscle mass. It’s a sacrifice one must make. Take that with a grain of salt, I’m not an expert of Polynesian weight maintenance and the preeminent expert in the domain no longer posts here.

The hookers are a given.

OreDawg

Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?

dnc

Oregon fans have spent so much tim hyping 91 Miami as the REAL champions maybe they'll just be happy to see them reunited.

FireCohen

Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.

Pretty sure he used that excuse to go interview, bet he did not even see her

dnc

Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?

Salave’a sucks

insinceredawg

Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?
Salave’a sucks

I think some asshat on Reddit listed Big Joe as a potential HC candidate for us. That's how sad our national perception is, the fucking DL coach at our biggest rival is a realistic head coach.

MikeSeaver

This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.

HairyBallsDawg

Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.
When I see The Rock I don’t think cocaine is involved at this point in his life. A bucket of rhino cum a day is beyond obvious, but I don’t think that he could possibly do blow while maintaining a diet high enough in protein and calories to maintain that much muscle mass. It’s a sacrifice one must make. Take that with a grain of salt, I’m not an expert of Polynesian weight maintenance and the preeminent expert in the domain no longer posts here.

The hookers are a given.

Would swear I saw him do blow on Ballers... but maybe it was simulated.

AtomicDawg

Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
Pretty sure he used that excuse to go interview, bet he did not even see her

To think that Miami would require him to interview is funny.

Sources

If Mario leaves, I may re-up my 247 sub on the Utah site just to revel in the Duck meltdown.