Another Sark thread
At USC spring workouts, the big dance takes on new meaningIt's almost like he was restraining himself at UW. Now he is going full retard. Thanks Pat Haden.
As USC reached the midway point of spring workouts Thursday, Coach Steve Sarkisian decided to shake things up.
About an hour into the Trojans' eighth practice, players gathered in an end zone at Brian Kennedy-Howard Jones Field for a competitive one-on-one drill.
A dance contest.
Players whooped and hollered as teammates squared off in the surprise competition as music blared from sideline speakers.
"Guys have some moves and some guys don't," Sarkisian said. "I think some guys might listen to country music. That wasn't their flavor today."
Sarkisian identified receiver Darreus Rogers and linebacker Scott Starr as the standouts in a competition designed as a break of sorts from the breakneck pace of full-team drills.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-spring-football-20140404,0,3144696.story#ixzz2xwH0F5VD
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"Guys have some moves and some guys don't."
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You. Can't. Make. This. Shit. Up.
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It's almost like he was restraining himself at UW. Now he is going full retard. Thanks Pat Haden.It can't possibly be said enough.The_Undertaker said:At USC spring workouts, the big dance takes on new meaning
As USC reached the midway point of spring workouts Thursday, Coach Steve Sarkisian decided to shake things up.
About an hour into the Trojans' eighth practice, players gathered in an end zone at Brian Kennedy-Howard Jones Field for a competitive one-on-one drill.
A dance contest.
Players whooped and hollered as teammates squared off in the surprise competition as music blared from sideline speakers.
"Guys have some moves and some guys don't," Sarkisian said. "I think some guys might listen to country music. That wasn't their flavor today."
Sarkisian identified receiver Darreus Rogers and linebacker Scott Starr as the standouts in a competition designed as a break of sorts from the breakneck pace of full-team drills.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-usc-spring-football-20140404,0,3144696.story#ixzz2xwH0F5VD
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sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
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Comparison:
Peterson: "No one has really stood out this spring"
Sark: Sarkisian identified receiver Darreus Rogers and linebacker Scott Starr as the standouts in a competition designed as a break of sorts from the breakneck pace of full-team drills.
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mmmm....sizzle
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as long at the kids are having fun
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Have any USC fans found our beloved site yet? I'm guessing not. They probably read this same shit and think it's awesome. "Sark really keeps the kids motivated." Enjoy the penalties USC.
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Well I did graduate from USC, and our baseball team won the College World Series in 1958, before the fucktard that's using my handle was born
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I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.
Just when I think Sark couldn't be more embarrassing he continues to amaze me with stunts like this.
I know the O/U is always 5 but I'm setting it at 3.5 years for Sark. I can't wait for UW to kick his ass in 2015 as Kim will secretly be pissed off.
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I hope Yogi becomes his boss.He_Needs_More_Time said:I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.
Just when I think Sark couldn't be more embarrassing he continues to amaze me with stunts like this.
I know the O/U is always 5 but I'm setting it at 3.5 years for Sark. I can't wait for UW to kick his ass in 2015 as Kim will secretly be pissed off.
Sark will be an analyst on PAC-12 network by 2018. -
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You can't expect to look good doing the lawnmower if you don't practice that shit.
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Holy fuckall Sark is being even more gay (75K) than he was at UW. Dance contests? What in the actual fuck. I wonder if he is going to skip practice entirely one day and take the fellas (he probably likes to call them that) to the zoo so they can see some of the other teams mascots they will be facing this year.
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Sark is the Rick Rizzs of college football
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On another note Sark could use some dancing and shave off the solid 50 lbs. he gained while at UW.
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If Tui doesn't quit before the season starts then he's dead to me.
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I agree on 3.5 years. This year will be tough for him. 2015 will be better but he'll still be on the hot seat in year 3. He'll need to win the conference that season or will be gone. I also think you'll see USC's defense will clearly be better than its offense (it was last year) so Sark won't be able fire some assistants to save himself.He_Needs_More_Time said:I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.
Just when I think Sark couldn't be more embarrassing he continues to amaze me with stunts like this.
I know the O/U is always 5 but I'm setting it at 3.5 years for Sark. I can't wait for UW to kick his ass in 2015 as Kim will secretly be pissed off.
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Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuckPostGameOrangeSlices said:sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
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I bet you have some sweet dance moves.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuckPostGameOrangeSlices said:sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
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He died to me the day he chose to work for that fat fuck Armenian again.allpurpleallgold said:If Tui doesn't quit before the season starts then he's dead to me.
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If it is, its the best whoosh of all time. Every other whoosh until the end of time is playing for 2nd place.He_Needs_More_Time said:I feel like this is just one giant elaborate whoosh.
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Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuckPostGameOrangeSlices said:sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"
Fuck off
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This article also confirms what many in here thought which was they actually spent time practicing the lawnmower .
Why practice special teams when you gotta spend time on looking cool like doing the lawnmower?
You know Sark is the guy who dances like shit but thinks he's John Travolta too. -
"Will you be my friend on Facebook?"PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuckPostGameOrangeSlices said:sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"
Fuck off
This was a real quote by Sark in an article. The Kohler quote is a real quote.
Any doog who ever thought this clown would ever be a good coach needs to die in a fire.
Those who still defend Sark like Kim and PLSS should be gang raped by 10 gorillas then die in a mudslide.
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Low tweak...even for Damone.MikeDamone said:
I bet you have some sweet dance moves.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuckPostGameOrangeSlices said:sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
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Snoop Sarky Kool Kat
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I've never logged in just to give someone an upvote or awesome but you've done it OP.
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That's some sweet abundance you got going on there but why do you hate gasoline and fire?He_Needs_More_Time said:
"Will you be my friend on Facebook?"PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Sark definitely looks and sounds like the out-of-touch 40 year old who exclusively listens to rap. It was pretty obvious that the players thought Sark was a weird guy; he didn't relate well to a lot of the players.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Uh, pretty certain this was about the kids. Kids like rap. Should Sark "blaze" Dido and Jimmy Buffet (Sark's music) in the east end zone cuntslice? Stupid fuckPostGameOrangeSlices said:sark, your dumb ass should be listening to country. You're 40 years old, married, and fat. Stop pretending you're this hip cali brah that only listens to rap. You aren't Carrol, Snoop and Dre wan't nothing to do with your goofy self.
For example, the Kohler interview on Pac 12 net...."Sark is a pretty weird guy, always coming up to you like, 'hey, what's up buddy?'"
Fuck off
This was a real quote by Sark in an article. The Kohler quote is a real quote.
Any doog who ever thought this clown would ever be a good coach needs to die in a fire.
Those who still defend Sark like Kim and PLSS should be gang raped by 10 gorillas then die in a mudslide.
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