Traffic's never been higher? Three months free trial?

1to392831weretaken

So there it is Friday. I'm thinking I'm about to settle in to a 12 hour overtime shift, maybe take a nap to prepare, come home, stay up cleaning up my place a bit, then Saturday I was going to have about 50 people over for a friend's going away party that would include watching the riveting cripple fight that is the Dawgs game.

Ended up working over 18 hours instead, emergency shutdown, doing another 16 hour shift after. Party called off, haven't come up for air until just now. All I know is that the Huskies lost, but, I mean, come on: that was always going to happen.

And now... HOLY SHIT! I'm already having to go back to midway through page six!? Donovan's fired!? Jimmy's suspended without pay!? What the fuck is going on around here!? Imagine having zero news since Friday and logging onto Hardcore Husky just now.

Stalin must be at the Porsche dealership as we speak with all that new WAM sub monies.

Anyways, fuck you guys; I'm not reading six and a half pages. Free gift certificate to @huskyhooligan's gloryhole to anybody willing to provide the executive summary. Bonus if it involves monkeys and Pole Assassin.

dirtysouwfdawg

Cliff notes: FYFMFE

Sorry you have to work yourself to death. At least it’s less time you have to spend with your fat wife and heathen kids… oh, wait.

backthepack

Jimmy punched a walk on on national tv. He’s getting fired. Under suspension right now. Gregory interim HC. The hot stove is whirling we’ve had Bob Stoops to all the way Tom Herman rumors. Weird times

1to392831weretaken

Five minutes. Nice. This is why I hang with you degens. Gracias.

dirtysouwfdawg

EDIT: I’m a dumb fuck.

backthepack

dirtysouwfdawg said:

backthepack said:

Jimmy punched a walk on on national tv. He’s getting fired. Under suspension right now. Gregory interim HC. The hot stove is whirling we’ve had Bob Stoops to all the way Tom Herman rumors. Weird times

Fudgie, you know how I treasure you so BUT you’re hitting ektard levels of inaccuracy. Almost to the point of whatever you say the complete opposite happens.

W/respek.

He should/will be fired. No shot he survives this. Dead man walking.

1to392831weretaken

dirtysouwfdawg said:

EDIT: I’m a dumb fuck.

You had to edit that?...

dirtysouwfdawg

Damn screen shots.

1to392831weretaken

On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.

RoadDawg55

1to392831weretaken said:

On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.

I like BigErn just fine, but Reno is still a shit hole.

dirtysouwfdawg

1to392831weretaken said:

On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.

Hooray for @Doog_de_Jour and @DoogCourics

backthepack

dirtysouwfdawg said:

EDIT: I’m a dumb fuck.

We know

CallMeBigErn

RoadDawg55 said:

1to392831weretaken said:

On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.

I like BigErn just fine, but Reno is still a shit hole.

False! Except for 4th street and El Rancho. Don't go there at night. Or do, depending on what you're into.

CallMeBigErn

1to392831weretaken said:

On the bright side, I see @Doog_de_Jour and @CallMeBigErn (fuck you guysm, he's my boy) are back! All we need now is a Penn State style locker room teen boy rogering, and maybe we'll even see the return of @DoogCourics! There are still depths this program hasn't spelunked to. I'm holding on to hope.

I'm just hoping it's a brief cameo.

biak1

Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.

1to392831weretaken

biak1 said:

Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.

HF as of less than two weeks ago. Boy must they have buyer's remorse...

CallMeBigErn

biak1 said:

Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.

Please translate

1to392831weretaken

CallMeBigErn said:

biak1 said:

Sounds like BP or CP66 to me.

Please translate

British Petroleum. Not sure what the C is, but P66 is Phillips 66.

biak1

The old ConocoPhillips

DoogieMcDoogerson

dirtysouwfdawg said:

Cliff notes: FYFMFE

Sorry you have to work yourself to death. At least it’s less time you have to spend with your fat wife and heathen kids… oh, wait.

He sounds poor.