Official Sounders-Crew Game Thread

EsophagealFeces

If you clicked on this thread, you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide. Fuck you, fuck me, fuck soccer, fuck everyone.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Flagged for lack of citrus.

pawz

EsophagealFeces said:

If you clicked on this thread, you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide. Fuck you, fuck me, fuck soccer, fuck everyone.

Most important part in bold.

PostGameOrangeSlices

You act like people come to this site for the sports talk and not the humor

PurpleMicrodot

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleMicrodot said:

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

You should have used the flame thrower on yourself for going to the Safe in the first place.

Mad_Son

EsophagealFeces said:

If you clicked on this thread, you deserve to die in a fiery mudslide. Fuck you, fuck me, fuck soccer, fuck everyone.

We came here to ridicule you for knowing something about the Sounders, faggot. None of us even could have made this shit up. "The Crew" lol

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Am I gay if I wear a sssscarf in 75° weather?

PurpleMicrodot

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleMicrodot said:

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

You should have used the flame thrower on yourself for going to the Safe in the first place.

Nephew was playing in the HS Baseball Classic. Crowd looked like a Mariner game in mid-September. Gave him shit for not charging the mound when he was hit by a pitch

allpurpleallgold

This thread is worthless without MelloDawg.

PurpleMicrodot

allpurpleallgold said:

This thread is worthless without MelloDawg.

He in the Scarves Up Faggot Banned

dhdawg

flagged for knowing they have a game tonight.
Double flagged for knowing the opponent

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Am I gay if I wear a sssscarf?

Yes

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleMicrodot said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleMicrodot said:

lots of soccer fags heading toward the Clink as we were exiting the Safe (I like to call it that) A few of them looked like the came from Comicon. Was wishing I was carrying a flame thrower

You should have used the flame thrower on yourself for going to the Safe in the first place.

Nephew was playing in the HS Baseball Classic. Crowd looked like a Mariner game in mid-September. Gave him shit for not charging the mound when he was hit by a pitch

That's defensible.