Oregon gonna kick the snot out of the dawgs

This shit jon Don offense can barely score 20 pts a game with talented receivers, an all american TE with a supposed talented o-line. You can only ask Bruener and Hampton to do so much defensively to hold the opposing offense.

There is not one angle of the UW offense that threatens the Oregon defense.....absolutely nothing. Running a 1960 offense with fullback dives is likely eliciting chuckles in the Oregon film room.

Flip the script Johnny shit ball don. Roll out Huard and an air raid offense. it's your only hope. Huard is five star and has played a lot of football. The current offense is putrid with zero creativity. Unfortunately, Don Don is absolutely clueless. He put together his best three play calls to beat the furd. Shaw made some absurd decisions to give UW the opportunity to win the game. Yahooooo.

Getting back to the All-American TE, does even play for the team anymore? They don't even attempt to get McGrew in space by throwing him the ball. I am so tired of watching wasted talent because of an inept staff.

Kayvon is hyped for this game while Jimmy talks about educational prowess. WTF? What an utter disaster of a staff.

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Oregon 54-17 rather easily

COOK IT.

Oregon 54-17 rather easily

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!

Cade Otton may be battling a lingering injury, kind of looked like it towards the end of the Stanford game.

Not sure if the Air Raid offense with a true frosh QB and throwing it 50+ times in what is likely pouring rain would be the best strategy.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Oregon doesnt blow out anyone

Misery loves company.

There is something to be said for Stanford beating Oregon. Agreed. Does Jon Don pull something out of the hat? Highly doubtful. How duck fans are in the stands Saturday? They also hate our guts as does Kayvon. Kayvon gets it. We don't.

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!

My preference is to dive right and dive left with an occasional slant pass. yay.

Cade Otton may be battling a lingering injury, kind of looked like it towards the end of the Stanford game.

Not sure if the Air Raid offense with a true frosh QB and throwing it 50+ times in what is likely pouring rain would be the best strategy.

It comes on Saturday.

Oregon doesnt blow out anyone

Oregon doesn't need any motivation. Their last trip to Seattle they shoved it in Petersen's face after the game. Only Chip treated this like another game. The other Oregon coaches go Jihad whether Jimmy says anything or not

The classy Petersen was 2-4 losing the right way.

If the Husky players are not ready to match the intensity (as usual) then they lose again

I've also watched Oregon three times. They are objectively the better team. No doubt about it. But I saw them gag at Stanford and almost gag at UCLA

The win at Ohio State was legit. They may look that good again and UW gets boat raced. They may not Either way I am still interested

Cristobal has been silent. He's a scared pussy waiting to see if he wins

Fuck Kayvon. He's really good. I'm counting on him. Picket to Paus 2 electric boogaloo

DoogerMcFarland

Kayvon is hyped for this game while Jimmy talks about educational prowess. WTF? What an utter disaster of a staff.

Academically prowess*

PostGameOrangeSlices

Good points Race. Oregon was all over the place throwing the downward W hand sign after the game, we know Cristobal talks massive shit on the recruiting trail, etc.

I want to see Oregon lose to UW more than I want to see Jimmy and Jon Don win. Case closed.

If Jimmy wins this game he bought himself two more years of guranteed employment. T-shirts will be made.

Oregon doesn't need any motivation. Their last trip to Seattle they shoved it in Petersen's face after the game. Only Chip treated this like another game. The other Oregon coaches go Jihad whether Jimmy says anything or not

The classy Petersen was 2-4 losing the right way.

If the Husky players are not ready to match the intensity (as usual) then they lose again

I've also watched Oregon three times. They are objectively the better team. No doubt about it. But I saw them gag at Stanford and almost gag at UCLA

The win at Ohio State was legit. They may look that good again and UW gets boat raced. They may not Either way I am still interested

Cristobal has been silent. He's a scared pussy waiting to see if he wins

Fuck Kayvon. He's really good. I'm counting on him. Picket to Paus 2 electric boogaloo

Run the fucking football.

Oregon is a terrible matchup for UW and the weather isn't going to do them any favors. Oregon will run it at Sirmon all day and win rather easily.

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!

Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

I walked out of Husky Stadium in '19 while Quook fans laughed at me. I talked shit for 3 quarters, lost my voice, soaked to the bone, a complete looser. I've learned my lesson, I will lay on a cheeto stained couch and watch from the comfort of my own ego. It will be close but we will lose by anywhere from 1 to 56 points.....57-129 were taken

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it

Cristobal has been silent. He's a scared pussy waiting to see if he wins

Your worst ever take.

Run the fucking football.

Please do. It will be over at halftime.

Oregon will kill us if, and only if, they are able to translate Jimmy's statement about Academically Prowess into basic English. Once that occurs they will kick butt.

Until then we are tied 0-0

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it

Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.

I walked out of Husky Stadium in '19 while Quook fans laughed at me. I talked shit for 3 quarters, lost my voice, soaked to the bone, a complete looser. I've learned my lesson, I will lay on a cheeto stained couch and watch from the comfort of my own ego. It will be close but we will lose by anywhere from 1 to 56 points.....57-129 were taken

I've got the topper

In 1994 I FAXED a bunch of trash talking shit to our Eugene office that had rabid ducks in it. You can't beat Utah how are you going to beat us? Just killed them which was easy after a nice 17-3 run or whatever.

Silence in return. Until Monday

Our DAWGS haven't been the same since. Sorry

Im not talking shit because i mush it every year when I do

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.

Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.
Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way

Seems like you do care. @mikeseaver

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.
Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way
Seems like you do care. @mikeseaver

You going to follow me around like a lost duck?

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.
Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way
Seems like you do care. @mikeseaver
You going to follow me around like a lost duck?

Only one of us @‘s the other.

Good kitty.

@MikeSeaver

That made your day huh?

@MikeSeaver

That made your day huh?

On recent form, most likely it made yours.

You should try being funny. Might be a nice change for you

http://twitter.com/scoduckz/status/1456253536358985728?s=20

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Oregon 54-17 rather easily

COOK IT.

Oregon 54-17 rather easily

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!

Cade Otton may be battling a lingering injury, kind of looked like it towards the end of the Stanford game.

Not sure if the Air Raid offense with a true frosh QB and throwing it 50+ times in what is likely pouring rain would be the best strategy.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Oregon doesnt blow out anyone

Misery loves company.

There is something to be said for Stanford beating Oregon. Agreed. Does Jon Don pull something out of the hat? Highly doubtful. How duck fans are in the stands Saturday? They also hate our guts as does Kayvon. Kayvon gets it. We don't.

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!

My preference is to dive right and dive left with an occasional slant pass. yay.

Cade Otton may be battling a lingering injury, kind of looked like it towards the end of the Stanford game.

Not sure if the Air Raid offense with a true frosh QB and throwing it 50+ times in what is likely pouring rain would be the best strategy.

It comes on Saturday.

Oregon doesnt blow out anyone

Oregon doesn't need any motivation. Their last trip to Seattle they shoved it in Petersen's face after the game. Only Chip treated this like another game. The other Oregon coaches go Jihad whether Jimmy says anything or not

The classy Petersen was 2-4 losing the right way.

If the Husky players are not ready to match the intensity (as usual) then they lose again

I've also watched Oregon three times. They are objectively the better team. No doubt about it. But I saw them gag at Stanford and almost gag at UCLA

The win at Ohio State was legit. They may look that good again and UW gets boat raced. They may not Either way I am still interested

Cristobal has been silent. He's a scared pussy waiting to see if he wins

Fuck Kayvon. He's really good. I'm counting on him. Picket to Paus 2 electric boogaloo

DoogerMcFarland

Kayvon is hyped for this game while Jimmy talks about educational prowess. WTF? What an utter disaster of a staff.

Academically prowess*

PostGameOrangeSlices

Good points Race. Oregon was all over the place throwing the downward W hand sign after the game, we know Cristobal talks massive shit on the recruiting trail, etc.

I want to see Oregon lose to UW more than I want to see Jimmy and Jon Don win. Case closed.

If Jimmy wins this game he bought himself two more years of guranteed employment. T-shirts will be made.

Oregon doesn't need any motivation. Their last trip to Seattle they shoved it in Petersen's face after the game. Only Chip treated this like another game. The other Oregon coaches go Jihad whether Jimmy says anything or not

The classy Petersen was 2-4 losing the right way.

If the Husky players are not ready to match the intensity (as usual) then they lose again

I've also watched Oregon three times. They are objectively the better team. No doubt about it. But I saw them gag at Stanford and almost gag at UCLA

The win at Ohio State was legit. They may look that good again and UW gets boat raced. They may not Either way I am still interested

Cristobal has been silent. He's a scared pussy waiting to see if he wins

Fuck Kayvon. He's really good. I'm counting on him. Picket to Paus 2 electric boogaloo

Run the fucking football.

Oregon is a terrible matchup for UW and the weather isn't going to do them any favors. Oregon will run it at Sirmon all day and win rather easily.

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!

Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

I walked out of Husky Stadium in '19 while Quook fans laughed at me. I talked shit for 3 quarters, lost my voice, soaked to the bone, a complete looser. I've learned my lesson, I will lay on a cheeto stained couch and watch from the comfort of my own ego. It will be close but we will lose by anywhere from 1 to 56 points.....57-129 were taken

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it

Cristobal has been silent. He's a scared pussy waiting to see if he wins

Your worst ever take.

Run the fucking football.

Please do. It will be over at halftime.

Oregon will kill us if, and only if, they are able to translate Jimmy's statement about Academically Prowess into basic English. Once that occurs they will kick butt.

Until then we are tied 0-0

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it

Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.

I walked out of Husky Stadium in '19 while Quook fans laughed at me. I talked shit for 3 quarters, lost my voice, soaked to the bone, a complete looser. I've learned my lesson, I will lay on a cheeto stained couch and watch from the comfort of my own ego. It will be close but we will lose by anywhere from 1 to 56 points.....57-129 were taken

I've got the topper

In 1994 I FAXED a bunch of trash talking shit to our Eugene office that had rabid ducks in it. You can't beat Utah how are you going to beat us? Just killed them which was easy after a nice 17-3 run or whatever.

Silence in return. Until Monday

Our DAWGS haven't been the same since. Sorry

Im not talking shit because i mush it every year when I do

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.

Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.
Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way

Seems like you do care. @mikeseaver

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.
Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way
Seems like you do care. @mikeseaver

You going to follow me around like a lost duck?

That same horrid Stanford offense that UW shut down scored 24 in regulation (untimed down!!!) and 31 over all against your ducks

I get it. I've now watched three UW games and it is fucking painful to sit there and watch a cripple fight against ourselves.

But you throw out the records when non rivals meet.

It comes down to #5 knocking Morris out of the game early then UW runs the I formation up the ass of the duck defense and profit!
Imagine saying “you throw out the records” when referring this non rivalry over the last 20 years.

You don't need to imagine it. I said it
Beyond cliche. Everyone says it. It’s no more true of any other game.

Do better.
Knew here?

Try having a take and not sucking

Or be a pussy like Cristobal

Don't care much either way
Seems like you do care. @mikeseaver
You going to follow me around like a lost duck?

Only one of us @‘s the other.

Good kitty.

@MikeSeaver

That made your day huh?

@MikeSeaver

That made your day huh?

On recent form, most likely it made yours.

You should try being funny. Might be a nice change for you

http://twitter.com/scoduckz/status/1456253536358985728?s=20

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