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  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    wonee. zin from paso roblrs

    as always
  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527

    Slap the bag bitch

    A Tour de Franzia in a white dress. Livin' on the edge.
  • LesGrossman
    LesGrossman Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,521 Founders Club
  • DoogmanRefund
    DoogmanRefund Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,228 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited September 2021
    http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/cisco_flavors.jpg

    Cisco
    18% alc. by vol.

    Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

    Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.
  • LesGrossman
    LesGrossman Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,521 Founders Club
    edited September 2021

    Cisco

    *shudder*

    vol.

    Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

    Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavo & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean

    I speak from experience.
  • DoogmanRefund
    DoogmanRefund Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,228 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited September 2021
    Can I delete the duplicate post? FYFMFE
  • LB_33
    LB_33 Member Posts: 326
    What’s the word? Thunderbird
    How’s it sold? Good and cold
    What’s the price? Thirty twice