Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.
Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.
Whelp, looks like I found a way to ruin everyone’s extended weekend.
Assuming the ribs part was more serious than the wine part, I'd go barleywine. Or more accurately porter, dark lager or witbier.
For actual wine recommendation it'd heavily depend on rub spices and sauce (if any) and amount of smoke character. Depending on those Pinot, Zinfandel or Syrah could all be the answer. Or maybe multiple at once Or, sure, something pink. why not
Assuming the ribs part was more serious than the wine part, I'd go barleywine. Or more accurately porter, dark lager or witbier.
For actual wine recommendation it'd heavily depend on rub spices and sauce (if any) and amount of smoke character. Depending on those Pinot, Zinfandel or Syrah could all be the answer. Or maybe multiple at once Or, sure, something pink. why not
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For actual wine recommendation it'd heavily depend on rub spices and sauce (if any) and amount of smoke character.
Depending on those Pinot, Zinfandel or Syrah could all be the answer.
Or maybe multiple at once
Or, sure, something pink. why not