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How much can I pay you to get rid of those ads?

drogginsdroggins Member Posts: 804
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edited March 2014 in Hardcore Husky Board
Those "results" ads have got to be the worst, or am I too stoned? I have to avoid them when scrolling. What's your price?
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    drogginsdroggins Member Posts: 804
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    Seriously, I'd pay you fifty a year.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,576
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    PM me a check for $20 I can hook you up with links to all the hottest ad blocking extensions for your browser
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,887
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    Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    I think they could go away for a year for around $3500. Seriously.
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    DeepPurpleDeepPurple Member Posts: 201
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    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.

    The Googleweb's Big Data Hive know's everything you've clicked in your lifetime, and has segmented you, using a sophisticated stochastic algorithm, into a cohort of consumers that want to know about wrinkle creams and tablets, even if you don't realize you want to know. Their prediction of your behavior has a 99% confidence out to 3 standard deviations..... at least that's what they convinced the people that pay for those ads.
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    DeepPurple said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.

    The Googleweb's Big Data Hive know's everything you've clicked in your lifetime, and has segmented you, using a sophisticated stochastic algorithm, into a cohort of consumers that want to know about wrinkle creams and tablets, even if you don't realize you want to know. Their prediction of your behavior has a 99% confidence out to 3 standard deviations..... at least that's what they convinced the people that pay for those ads.
    Capitalist pigs
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    GladstoneGladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417
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    Install adblock...
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    TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
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    droggins said:

    Those "results" ads have got to be the worst, or am I too stoned? I have to avoid them when scrolling. What's your price?


    Fuck you need to learn to ignore shit. I barely noticed.

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    DeepPurpleDeepPurple Member Posts: 201
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    MikeDamone said:

    DeepPurple said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Now it's showing ads for wrinkle creams and tablets. I never search for any of those things.

    The Googleweb's Big Data Hive know's everything you've clicked in your lifetime, and has segmented you, using a sophisticated stochastic algorithm, into a cohort of consumers that want to know about wrinkle creams and tablets, even if you don't realize you want to know. Their prediction of your behavior has a 99% confidence out to 3 standard deviations..... at least that's what they convinced the people that pay for those ads.
    Capitalist pigs
    They provide fairly good jobs to all of the folks with PhDs in fields like Stats, Econ, Quant. Marketing, Operations Research, etc.
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