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No one needs an old skank like Hillary and yet.PurpleThrobber said:
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Amber really did sh*t all over her "career" with a little help from her dazzling collection of attorneys.
https://babylonbee.com/news/amber-heard-lands-endorsement-deal-with-charmin-toilet-paper
Amber Heard Lands Endorsement Deal With Charmin Toilet Paper
June 2nd, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
LOS ANGELES—Amber Heard has landed a major endorsement deal with Proctor & Gamble to promote Charmin brand toilet paper products. The Hollywood actress, best known for pooping in Johnny Depp's bed, succeeds Mr. Whipple and the Charmin Bears as the brand's newest mascot.
Heard's publicist announced the deal Wednesday after the verdict was rendered for the infamous Depp-Heard defamation trial.
"Amber has been trending on social media ever since the trial," said Heard's publicist in an interview with Entertainment Tonight. "She wants to get back to work and capitalize on this newfound notoriety. Our partnership with Charmin is a perfect fit!"
Proctor & Gamble CEO Tex Charlemagne said they chose Heard to head their new marketing blitz because her name was now synonymous with evacuating your bowels.
"It's a struggle to advertise for toilet paper because going to the bathroom is a very private experience," commented Charlemagne. "With Ms. Heard, we have a rare opportunity to reel in everyone's attention with a beautiful face while simultaneously causing people to think of how much they need toilet paper. She is the golden goose of toilet paper marketing."
According to sources, Charmin's new advertising campaign will feature a brand new slogan: Wipe With Paper Softer Than Depp's Sheets.
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still wood
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-woman-shoots-suspected-stalker-police
Another win for guns. BidenBros would rather see her murdered. -
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Hell of a way to get bottom surgery.LoneStarDawg said:
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The Rays are a low budget success story even beyond Beane's A’s. But just like Beane’s A’s, the locals don’t gaf and don’t show up to games.RaceBannon said:Did you know that NOT having the government send tax dollars to a private company is fascism?
So there’s no reason to give public dollars to a team that the pub-lick doesn’t gaf about imo.
