We need a general tweet of the day thread

WestlinnDuck

Basement bugaloo II to begin. Let's see, an announcement in front of a cheering throng of supporters or the taped and cleaned up video from a drugged up dementia patient. Still no word from our Tug leftards on thoughts of the dementia patient running. Or RFK or anyone else. Hive mind hasn't spoken yet.

https://ace.mu.nu/

Quick Hits
—Ace
Sources say that Basement Biden will announce his candidacy to be elected president (for the first time) next week, on Tuesday.... by video.

Ah, Basement Biden releasing carefully edited, repeatedly rehearsed campaign statements. That's the Basement Biden we all know.

The statement will be made on April 25, which is the four-year-anniversary of the day he first announced his Basement Campaign for the 2020 election. He really wants us to remember him forever hiding in a basement and refusing to do any press conferences and only agreeing to interviews with the friendliest of friendly "news" people.

46XiJCAB

PurpleThrobber said:

https://twitter.com/Prolotario1/status/1649148117751562240

God, new Twitter is awesome.

Whole lotta dead people walking around today.

TurdBomber

Ultra Progressives @MelloDawg and @HHusky would have sex with every trans woman in this thread.

Let that sink in.

And they think others shouldn't be taken seriously.

PurpleThrobber

46XiJCAB said:

PurpleThrobber said:

https://twitter.com/Prolotario1/status/1649148117751562240

God, new Twitter is awesome.

Whole lotta dead people walking around today.

The Throbber reports, you decide.

Bob_C

https://twitter.com/defiantls/status/1649222729936121857?s=46&t=TF5YSHjB9Hq6ZBrenucnTg

MelloDawg

TurdBomber said:

Ultra Progressives @MelloDawg and @HHusky would have sex with every trans woman in this thread.

Let that sink in.

And they think others shouldn't be taken seriously.

Weird, I don’t recall saying I’m progressive.

RoadTrip

Bob_C said:

Should be big but won’t be if true.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1649196501233483777?s=46&t=TF5YSHjB9Hq6ZBrenucnTg

This is promotion worthy in the RAT party.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

pawz

MelloDawg said:

TurdBomber said:

Ultra Progressives @MelloDawg and @HHusky would have sex with every trans woman in this thread.

Let that sink in.

And they think others shouldn't be taken seriously.

Weird, I don’t recall saying I’m progressive.

Weird, I don't recall this schtick being effective.

Sledog

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1649104092160049155?t=RVDxp0nlX5pDlXjG6C9uYw&s=19

Dazzler approves.