Ladies and gentlemen, and when I say ladies I mean
@Doog_de_Jour and
@dnc (who still hasn’t cast a vote in this tournament even though I know he’s looking at it, I don’t know who he thinks he’s fooling because it ain’t me and it ain’t god), we have reached the apex of competition.
Your Final Four matches-
1 Gina Valentina
13 Apolonia Lapiedra
Little nugget for you Sex Work is Work Tournament history buffs, Lapiedra’s original seeding in this tournament was 16. She was a late riser, has proven that she belongs with the elite in the sex work industry and now here in the Final Four, she gets that matchup with the 1 seed.
3 Autumn Falls
2 Leah Gotti
This is not only a clash of the titans but also a clash of styles.
Gotti comes in with a magical backcourt. If you think the content of hers I’ve posted here is good, you should see the twerking gifs I can’t post. God did not rest on the 7th day, he spent it creating that ass.
Falls bring in a dominant frontcourt. Maybe the best we’ve ever seen. I am not a boob man but Autumn has the rare ability, that we all look for in women, that makes me want to be a better boob man.
These matchups will be played Friday, polls closing midnight my time that night. With the championship being held Monday.
I realized today that I could just make my own gifs so I’ve been having fun with that. The issue is I’m struggling a little bit with the Apolonia content. These euro porns do not mess about like American porn. I could post a new Gina Valentina or Autumn Falls gif every day for the rest of my life. I’ve got 20 minutes of Leah Gotti trying to sell some doofus a $3 million dollar house before finally offering to bang him if he buys it but these non English speaking motherfuckers are bout that action, boss.
So, I’m going to take the day here to make sure Apolonia’s entry is as strong as the other competitors and then it’s Final Four Friday. And there will be fireworks.
Comments
Whoever wins the 2-3 matchup should win the whole thing. Lapiedra isn't that attractive and Valentina is overseeded ahead of those two.
Decent analysis but the games aren’t played on paper.