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PurpleThrobber
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If any of you fucks drive a big ass Dodge Ram and think it's your god-given right to back into parking spots, may you die in a blazing pile of dung.
Had a slight 'altercation' with a good old homophobic boy who took offense that I wasn't going to wait the fuck around forever for him jockey back and forth into a spot at North 40 yesterday. He bolted off in anger - which is good because I'd have keyed the fuck out of that big black rig and left your tires flat as soon as you walked into the store, motherfucker.
What is it about Idaho folks backing into parking spots?!? I bet I could count on one hand how many times I've seen that move in the 509. Now, I've seen plenty who will wait forever with their blinker on until soccer mom loads up her Target stash in order to secure a spot 3 places closer but I digress....
Had a slight 'altercation' with a good old homophobic boy who took offense that I wasn't going to wait the fuck around forever for him jockey back and forth into a spot at North 40 yesterday. He bolted off in anger - which is good because I'd have keyed the fuck out of that big black rig and left your tires flat as soon as you walked into the store, motherfucker.
What is it about Idaho folks backing into parking spots?!? I bet I could count on one hand how many times I've seen that move in the 509. Now, I've seen plenty who will wait forever with their blinker on until soccer mom loads up her Target stash in order to secure a spot 3 places closer but I digress....
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It’s very King County thing so I assume he was just some electrician from Kent staying at the in-laws in CDA for the weekend.
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It's the people that wait for me to pull out when there are several other spots available within 75 feet that I want to strangle, bring back to life, then strangle again.
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It's a big truck thing. 90% of people who back into spaces at my store are cruising in a F250 sized rig or larger. I think it's to show what accomplished drivers they are.
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Backing into spots is way safer. Pulling out of a spot forwards causes infinitely fewer accidents. That’s what I was taught in UPS driver training years ago. It’s why I always back into spots.
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That would be a tough defense angle in courtFire_Marshall_Bill said:It's the people that wait for me to pull out when there are several other spots available within 75 feet that I want to strangle, bring back to life, then strangle again.
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Don't park next to me when there's another spot 10 feet away.
It won't kill your fat ass to walk 3 seconds more.
I've always found it so weird to drive around for a better spot. Just park where you can and get the fuck out of the car -
I don't see many backed including my big ass Ram Mega cab.
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Have you ever heard of “back in Friday”?
But seriously, I have a Ram 2500 diesel, and I do it all the time. However, I don’t jockey. I believe in knowing your craft before you go out in public with the back in. -
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Exactly - after multiple attempts, just drive the fuck somewhere else while traffic waits....greenblood said:Have you ever heard of “back in Friday”?
But seriously, I have a Ram 2500 diesel, and I do it all the time. However, I don’t jockey. I believe in knowing your craft before you go out in public with the back in.
Not like North 40 and Costco parking lots aren't just a tad busy on Saturday afternoons.
BTW, bought the last Costco gazebo....so, no, not pour.
