Love #myvandals but...

PurpleThrobber

If any of you fucks drive a big ass Dodge Ram and think it's your god-given right to back into parking spots, may you die in a blazing pile of dung.

Had a slight 'altercation' with a good old homophobic boy who took offense that I wasn't going to wait the fuck around forever for him jockey back and forth into a spot at North 40 yesterday. He bolted off in anger - which is good because I'd have keyed the fuck out of that big black rig and left your tires flat as soon as you walked into the store, motherfucker.

What is it about Idaho folks backing into parking spots?!? I bet I could count on one hand how many times I've seen that move in the 509. Now, I've seen plenty who will wait forever with their blinker on until soccer mom loads up her Target stash in order to secure a spot 3 places closer but I digress....

doogie

It’s very King County thing so I assume he was just some electrician from Kent staying at the in-laws in CDA for the weekend.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

It's the people that wait for me to pull out when there are several other spots available within 75 feet that I want to strangle, bring back to life, then strangle again.

theknowledge

It's a big truck thing. 90% of people who back into spaces at my store are cruising in a F250 sized rig or larger. I think it's to show what accomplished drivers they are.

EsophagealFeces

Backing into spots is way safer. Pulling out of a spot forwards causes infinitely fewer accidents. That’s what I was taught in UPS driver training years ago. It’s why I always back into spots.

AtomicPiss

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

It's the people that wait for me to pull out when there are several other spots available within 75 feet that I want to strangle, bring back to life, then strangle again.

That would be a tough defense angle in court

Pitchfork51

Don't park next to me when there's another spot 10 feet away.

It won't kill your fat ass to walk 3 seconds more.

I've always found it so weird to drive around for a better spot. Just park where you can and get the fuck out of the car

Sledog

I don't see many backed including my big ass Ram Mega cab.

greenblood

Have you ever heard of “back in Friday”?

But seriously, I have a Ram 2500 diesel, and I do it all the time. However, I don’t jockey. I believe in knowing your craft before you go out in public with the back in.

MikeDamone

Hi. You’re 8 years late.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/13734#Comment_13734

PurpleThrobber

greenblood said:

Have you ever heard of “back in Friday”?

But seriously, I have a Ram 2500 diesel, and I do it all the time. However, I don’t jockey. I believe in knowing your craft before you go out in public with the back in.

Exactly - after multiple attempts, just drive the fuck somewhere else while traffic waits....

Not like North 40 and Costco parking lots aren't just a tad busy on Saturday afternoons.

BTW, bought the last Costco gazebo....so, no, not pour.

MikeDamone

greenblood said:

Have you ever heard of “back in Friday”?

But seriously, I have a Ram 2500 diesel, and I do it all the time. However, I don’t jockey. I believe in knowing your craft before you go out in public with the back in.

I’m certain you jockey.

PurpleThrobber

MikeDamone said:

Hi. You’re 8 years late.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/13734#Comment_13734

MikeDamone said:

That article shows no causation.

The number 1 issue is half the people backing in can't do it straight and end up on the fucking line.

youparklikeacunt.com

Do you still own the youparklikeacunt.com domain?

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

MikeDamone said:

Hi. You’re 8 years late.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/13734#Comment_13734

MikeDamone said:

That article shows no causation.

The number 1 issue is half the people backing in can't do it straight and end up on the fucking line.

youparklikeacunt.com

Do you still own the youparklikeacunt.com domain?

Dabone is a domain hoarder. Course he does

georgiaduck

Backing into an angled spot should be a felony.

greenblood

georgiaduck said:

Backing into an angled spot should be a felony.

This. Backing in for concerts or ball games is a must do