NIKE is satan

doogie

There have been whispers around the water cooler for years but now embrace it.

https://twitter.com/saint/status/1375532655551389696?s=20

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Sledog

Burn those things right after you drive a stake in them and drown them in holy water.

greenblood

Nike>Adidas

Goduckies

Nike didn't make these, they were modified

doogie

Nike is complicit. Therefore, Nike endorses Satan.

TurdBomber

doogie said:

Nike is complicit. Therefore, Nike endorses Satan.

Satan is the only possible explanation for the existence of Phil Knight.