Ouija Boreds

oregonblitzkrieg

Can Ouija boreds be used to summon spirits? Everyone knows someone that has a story about when they used their Ouija bored, talked to a spirit, then tried to throw it away or burn it, only to have the bored reappear in their house a few days later. There are more stories about this than stories about bigfoot. Makes you wonder if it's real. Thoughts? Stories?

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You are a dumbass.

TierbsHsotBoobs

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Can Ouija boreds be used to summon spirits? Everyone knows someone that has a story about when they used their Ouija bored, talked to a spirit, then tried to throw it away or burn it, only to have the bored reappear in their house a few days later. There are more stories about this than stories about bigfoot. Makes you wonder if it's real. Thoughts? Stories?

Drunk. Posting. Rules.

allpurpleallgold

I don't care for the spelling.

CuntWaffle

Who is Ouija Boreds? Does he poast here?

longduckdong

No stories on them but would love to hear them if you have them.

oregonblitzkrieg

longduckdong said:

No stories on them but would love to hear them if you have them.

I've never used one. I lean toward the idea that they may actually be all they're cracked up to be and I'm not too interested in unleashing an evil spirit. I've heard too many stories about them from people I know and trust to not believe it.

oregonblitzkrieg

CollegeDoog said:

You are a dumbass.

And you're a banal, unimaginative liberal arts major.

RoadDawg55

Ghosts, spirits, curses, spells, religions... I don't believe in any of that shit.

unfrozencaveman

Bottom line, don't mess with those things

Last year, I took an outing to Glacier Peak Wilderness (in Sauk Indian dialect it is Lushootseed or "Tda-ko-buh-ba")

Hiked up the Suiattle River drainage and pitched a tent around 4,200 feet, all alone no other hikers/campers. Settled in for the night and everything seemed to be going to plan. Fire built and dinner was cooked. Late that evening is when SHTF, it started with what sounded like a grown man crying or howling. This shit was echoing off the canyon walls and scary as fuck. Sounds of approaching footfall followed

I immediately got up, reached for my pack, and realized someone (my cunt cousin) had left a OUIJA board in there from a prior trip. Packed everything up in 15 min, threw that thing in the fire and GTFO in a hurry, back to the trailhead by daybreak

Never going back up there again

oregonblitzkrieg

unfrozencaveman said:

Bottom line, don't mess with those things

Last year, I took an outing to Glacier Peak Wilderness (in Sauk Indian dialect it is Lushootseed or "Tda-ko-buh-ba")

Hiked up the Suiattle River drainage and pitched a tent around 4,200 feet, all alone no other hikers/campers. Settled in for the night and everything seemed to be going to plan. Fire built and dinner was cooked. Late that evening is when SHTF, it started with what sounded like a grown man crying or howling. This shit was echoing off the canyon walls and scary as fuck. Sounds of approaching footfall followed

I immediately got up, reached for my pack, and realized someone (my cunt cousin) had left a OUIJA board in there from a prior trip. Packed everything up in 15 min, threw that thing in the fire and GTFO in a hurry, back to the trailhead by daybreak

Never going back up there again

If that's a true story, it's fucking awesome and creepy. WTH were you doing way out there alone? Looking for a sasquatch?

oregonblitzkrieg

RoadDawg55 said:

Ghosts, spirits, curses, spells, religions... I don't believe in any of that shit.

What about yetis?

RoadDawg55

unfrozencaveman said:

Bottom line, don't mess with those things

Last year, I took an outing to Glacier Peak Wilderness (in Sauk Indian dialect it is Lushootseed or "Tda-ko-buh-ba")

Hiked up the Suiattle River drainage and pitched a tent around 4,200 feet, all alone no other hikers/campers. Settled in for the night and everything seemed to be going to plan. Fire built and dinner was cooked. Late that evening is when SHTF, it started with what sounded like a grown man crying or howling. This shit was echoing off the canyon walls and scary as fuck. Sounds of approaching footfall followed

I immediately got up, reached for my pack, and realized someone (my cunt cousin) had left a OUIJA board in there from a prior trip. Packed everything up in 15 min, threw that thing in the fire and GTFO in a hurry, back to the trailhead by daybreak

Never going back up there again

I remember hearing a coyote for the first time.

allpurpleallgold

unfrozencaveman said:

Bottom line, don't mess with those things

Last year, I took an outing to Glacier Peak Wilderness (in Sauk Indian dialect it is Lushootseed or "Tda-ko-buh-ba")

Hiked up the Suiattle River drainage and pitched a tent around 4,200 feet, all alone no other hikers/campers. Settled in for the night and everything seemed to be going to plan. Fire built and dinner was cooked. Late that evening is when SHTF, it started with what sounded like a grown man crying or howling. This shit was echoing off the canyon walls and scary as fuck. Sounds of approaching footfall followed

I immediately got up, reached for my pack, and realized someone (my cunt cousin) had left a OUIJA board in there from a prior trip. Packed everything up in 15 min, threw that thing in the fire and GTFO in a hurry, back to the trailhead by daybreak

Never going back up there again

Please be whooshing me.

unfrozencaveman

Whooshy Mcwhoosherson

Going out in a blaze of glory before the board gets nuked

oregonblitzkrieg

unfrozencaveman said:

Whooshy Mcwhoosherson

Going out in a blaze of glory before the board gets nuked

You suck man. That was a cool story. You just harmed any future Ouija bored/sasquatch credibility you may have had.

Bad_MotherDucker

oregonblitzkrieg said:

unfrozencaveman said:

Whooshy Mcwhoosherson

Going out in a blaze of glory before the board gets nuked

You suck man. That was a cool story. You just harmed any future Ouija bored/sasquatch credibility you may have had.

Go say Biggie Smalls 3 straight times rapidly in front of a bathroom mirror.

Then prepare to have a cap busted in yo ass!!