Inslee Kick Ass Presser Report: Welcome to Phase II Puget Sound Region and "West" Region...

DoogieMcDoogerson

Gov Inslee again follows Newsome's lead and decides to loosen some things as he is feeling the heat.

Key shitshow conference call points:
1) Movement of Phases now is reviewed every 2 weeks instead of weekly.
2) Regions must now only meet 3 out of the 4 criteria.

For once, the media actually generally asked him difficult questions which he, of course, poorly answered in his fucking passive aggressive tone.

Additionally, he put on his "I'm really upbeat fake persona today."

Residents in Eastern Washington and other rural regions likely are NOT HAPPY right now and are going to feel this is punishment for not voting for Inslee and instead choosing to vote for the rogue law enforcer from the bustling town of Republic, WA.

Water is wet, Inslee's actions are part of the Liberal Governor's Associate Script

NorthwestFresh

Did anyone in the media ask why the entire state isn’t Phase II.

RaceBannon

The great thing is that 5 people actually know what the fuck all the phases and zones are

Not an accident

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

The great thing is that 5 people actually know what the fuck all the phases and zones are

Not an accident

This could be the 4-5th system weºve had. I've lost track.

DoogieMcDoogerson

SCIENCE AND DATA YOU FUCKS.

Bob_C

Three days behind Gavin as usual.

Rakes in bunkers???

doogie

Looks to me that Counties that voted for Inslee get to open and the rest can Fuck Off!

What am I missing?

PurpleThrobber

NorthwestFresh said:

Did anyone in the media ask why the entire state isn’t Phase II.

Of course not - but the citizens are sharpening their pitchforks in Spokane, Cheney and Moses Lake.

GrundleStiltzkin

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

SCIENCE AND DATA YOU FUCKS.

What the actual fuck. Pleased to beings allowed to forage a little more here in Index. But the rest of that makes no sense.

Bob_C

GrundleStiltzkin said:

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

SCIENCE AND DATA YOU FUCKS.

What the actual fuck. Pleased to beings allowed to forage a little more here in Index. But the rest of that makes no sense.

Assuming it’s the same data source as on my link below. When you go to % change as your basis on a small data set, you are going to have extreme volatility. King county has like 15 people a day going into the hospitals. So if we have 17 it’s a problem and 13 is good?

That’s even before looking at the insanity of the % positivity metric where it reports positives way earlier than negatives. Says negatives can take like a week to show in the data.


https://public.tableau.com/views/PHSKCOverviewDashboard/Overview? :embed=y&:toolbar=n&:display_count=n&:showShareOptions=n&:showVizHome=n

PurpleThrobber

Bob_C said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

SCIENCE AND DATA YOU FUCKS.

What the actual fuck. Pleased to beings allowed to forage a little more here in Index. But the rest of that makes no sense.

Assuming it’s the same data source as on my link below. When you go to % change as your basis on a small data set, you are going to have extreme volatility. King county has like 15 people a day going into the hospitals. So if we have 17 it’s a problem and 13 is good?

That’s even before looking at the insanity of the % positivity metric where it reports positives way earlier than negatives. Says negatives can take like a week to show in the data.


https://public.tableau.com/views/PHSKCOverviewDashboard/Overview? :embed=y&:toolbar=n&:display_count=n&:showShareOptions=n&:showVizHome=n

It's fucking absurd.

The only stat that matters is hospital occupancy rate, otherwise, like we say, fuck off.

EsophagealFeces

doogie said:

Looks to me that Counties that voted for Inslee get to open and the rest can Fuck Off!

What am I missing?

Lewis County didn’t vote for that dipshit

DoogieMcDoogerson

PurpleThrobber said:

Bob_C said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

SCIENCE AND DATA YOU FUCKS.

What the actual fuck. Pleased to beings allowed to forage a little more here in Index. But the rest of that makes no sense.

Assuming it’s the same data source as on my link below. When you go to % change as your basis on a small data set, you are going to have extreme volatility. King county has like 15 people a day going into the hospitals. So if we have 17 it’s a problem and 13 is good?

That’s even before looking at the insanity of the % positivity metric where it reports positives way earlier than negatives. Says negatives can take like a week to show in the data.


https://public.tableau.com/views/PHSKCOverviewDashboard/Overview? :embed=y&:toolbar=n&:display_count=n&:showShareOptions=n&:showVizHome=n

It's fucking absurd.

The only stat that matters is hospital occupancy rate, otherwise, like we say, fuck off.

I work with data all the time. Majored in comp sci. I'm in management now so I don't code much anymore. I build tableau reports and do complex data analysis and people fucking pay me bank to do this. There is so much fucktardery in this plan if you understand their data sets. Complete fucking amateurs. It would be hard to fuck it up this bad even if I put the interns on the job. 101 level shit.

Agree - absolutely the only stat that matters is hospitalization rate but even the way they measure that earns a bachelor's in fucktardedness.

FUCK YOU FUCK ME FUCK INSLEE FUCK THE FUCKING DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH FUCK THIS STATE BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK THE KING OF ALL FUCKTARDS, JAY INSLEE.

ReignMan

Was Jay wearing a double mask during his press conference, fucking idiot!

Pitchfork51

I'm hearing the places that voted for chinslee are better at wearing masks and hygiene.

LebamDawg

I heard that Snohomish County was going rouge and Chinslee quickly changed the rules so he could keep his regional areas.

Lewis County is also pushing back on the regional groupings because they want control over their own county