Best FinTwit Accounts - Comedy

HoustonHusky

I'll start with my 3 favorite:

WallStreetford Betsmore VI (Was Chad Whitmore or something before...)

https://twitter.com/PunchableFaceVI/status/1327808831255175168?s=20

https://twitter.com/PunchableFaceVI/status/1354247016843505666?s=20

John W. Rich (Wealthy Tech Exec)

https://twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1354509868577656832?s=20

https://twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1354516642277990400?s=20

https://twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1354501479139184642?s=20

Hipster

https://twitter.com/Hipster_Trader/status/1354495954150424583?s=20

https://twitter.com/Hipster_Trader/status/1354441270094135298?s=20

creepycoug

I legitimately laffed. My favorite:

I received a $100MM trust fund at 18 and turned that into $1.3B by making my coffee at home and inheriting another $1.2B.

Now that's witty.

Doog_de_Jour

creepycoug said:

I legitimately laffed. My favorite:

I received a $100MM trust fund at 18 and turned that into $1.3B by making my coffee at home and inheriting another $1.2B.

Now that's witty.

He made his money the old fashion way - he inherited it!

RaceBannon

Doog_de_Jour said:

creepycoug said:

I legitimately laffed. My favorite:

I received a $100MM trust fund at 18 and turned that into $1.3B by making my coffee at home and inheriting another $1.2B.

Now that's witty.

He made his money the old fashion way - he inherited it!

My dad left each of us 10 grand since he had remarried a gold digger. Not bad for 1980

My brother and I immediately blew it on a Hawaiian land deal. Worst investment thread

You can't really own land in Hawaii and partnering with connected guys is stupid

I had no idea until I told my brother we needed to go fuck him up and I saw fear in his eyes.

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

creepycoug said:

I legitimately laffed. My favorite:

I received a $100MM trust fund at 18 and turned that into $1.3B by making my coffee at home and inheriting another $1.2B.

Now that's witty.

He made his money the old fashion way - he inherited it!

My dad left each of us 10 grand since he had remarried a gold digger. Not bad for 1980

My brother and I immediately blew it on a Hawaiian land deal. Worst investment thread

You can't really own land in Hawaii and partnering with connected guys is stupid

I had no idea until I told my brother we needed to go fuck him up and I saw fear in his eyes.

Now this is a story I want to hear.

My old man has done very well and is close to a liquidity event in the finance company he co-founded with a partner. He also has valuable property in So. Fla and the Keys.

I have two step-siblings. Nice kids. We like each other. Step-mom ... long history there, but I've always avoided the drama since I don't like it. Long story short, I've done more with a lot less than those two brats, but I think my father thinks I have more money than I do. I'm going to have to fix that so that I don't fuck myself out of the inheritance. He's such an secretive, close to the vest, SOB that it's hard to figure out what he has planned. If I knew, it would make a difference in how I proceed. Until I do, I proceed assuming I get $0.

Why did he have to remarry? And have fucking kids? JFC. @Doog_de_Jour , NOW you know from whence my bitterness derives. You also need to be poasting on here moar. We need a girl.

HoustonHusky

https://twitter.com/fintwit_news/status/1354654184906305538?s=21