Hoss94 with the quote of the decade

bananasnblondes

"We need kids with feces in their throats and malice in their hearts"
-College football insider Hoss94 responding to the Chase Blakely decommitment from UW

I think I have found my signature

RaccoonHarry

Maybe he doesn't know what feces means. I'm betting he didn't really mean to say he wanted recruits with shit in their throats.

Fecal_Matter

I can tell you that feces in your throat is NOT a good idea. Fecal matter, on the other hand, is a little easier to swallow. Not as much girth as plain old feces.

fivehundredmileDAWG

We want kids who eat shit ...??

Jeezus ...

RoadDawg55

Hoss also says we can't recruit country kids to a metropolis. This guy is so fucking stupid. No wonder Kim tells his subscribers to pay attention to what Hoss posts. It must be a requirement to have an IQ under 80 to be a doogman insider.

WilburHooksHands

If you guys would just EMPHASIZE what he CAPITALIZES you might understand his POINTS.

PurpleJ

Somebody better be registering FecesThroat on the scout network right fucking now.

DugtheDoog

RoadDawg55 said:

. This guy is so fucking stupid. No wonder Kim tells his subscribers to pay attention to what Hoss posts. It must be a requirement to have an IQ under 80 to be a doogman insider.

Speaking of IQs under 80, JomoSonoFS says you can't blame the kid because he wants to stay close to home. Are you fucking retarded or live in China? I've driven from Boise to Couerd'alene and it's a fucking trek. Cd'alene is basically spokane and is 2.5 hours closer to Seattle than Boise.

Meek

Hoss, Aandy and Fleenor - the trifecta for the ages. $10.95/month

allpurpleallgold

The feces in their throats should be gold to match the purple in their blood.

Swaye

Perhaps Hoss94 is PL_SS's long lost brother?

gmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fecal_Matter said:

I can tell you that feces in your throat is NOT a good idea. Fecal matter, on the other hand, is a little easier to swallow. Not as much girth as plain old feces.

Fecal Matter Superiority Guy.

Tailgater

DugtheDoog said:

RoadDawg55 said:

. This guy is so fucking stupid. No wonder Kim tells his subscribers to pay attention to what Hoss posts. It must be a requirement to have an IQ under 80 to be a doogman insider.

Speaking of IQs under 80, JomoSonoFS says you can't blame the kid because he wants to stay close to home. Are you fucking retarded or live in China? I've driven from Boise to Couerd'alene and it's a fucking trek. Cd'alene is basically spokane and is 2.5 hours closer to Seattle than Boise.

Absolutely. In terms of time spent in a car, Boise to Seattle is not that much longer a trip than Boise to Spokane. There are no freeways between north and southwestern Idaho and it often makes no sense to drive the highways that are available in the Winter. I think Blakely switched schools because after his visit to our campus weekend before last, there was a decision perhaps mutual that he fit better at BSU than at UW. His commitment to Sark last Summer apparently couldn't overcome the logic of that decision.

BayDawg

Speaking of AAaaaandy, did he die (presumably in a fire)?

After that mountainous steamer he posted about Petersen and the Kremlin he has been MIA.

MikeDamone

BayDawg said:

Speaking of AAaaaandy, did he die (presumably in a fire)?

After that mountainous steamer he posted about Petersen and the Kremlin he has been MIA.

He did the same thing with sark. Laid a pile then went away for awhile, hoping people would forget, then he returned in full Sark dick sucking mode.

CheersWestDawg

MikeDamone said:

BayDawg said:

Speaking of AAaaaandy, did he die (presumably in a fire)?

After that mountainous steamer he posted about Petersen and the Kremlin he has been MIA.

He did the same thing with sark. Laid a pile then went away for awhile, hoping people would forget, then he returned in full Sark dick sucking mode.

There so much lathering, rinsing, and repeating going on over there that I won't be satisfied until Kim, Ektard, Fleenor, and AANDY are lit on fire by their own volition and Fatters eats them for a quick barbecued snack.