Longhorns fans, meet your new football coach, Steve Sarkisian

AtomicPiss

https://kvue.com/article/sports/ncaa/longhorns/steve-sarkisian-texas-longhorns/269-fd940e00-5bae-401e-ba02-38e58eb9fd4c

CuntWaffle

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

LawDawg1

I love the article tries to paint a good picture of his resume but it falls flat. Even his NFL stint was tainted before being fired. I would be extremely unimpressed as a Longhorn fan right now.

AtomicPiss

CuntWaffle said:

Somewhere lost to the sands of time is a @TMacDawg Race Bannon PhotoShop of this photo of Sark's head atop a skateboarder's body

Bread

whatshouldicareabout

skookum

what's the over/under for how long it takes before he gets boned on the tarmac?

HFNY

I'm actually rooting for him. If he can hit rock bottom and bounce back then so can us degenerates.

animate

say what you will about sark ... 6 years and 34 million and change is fucking crazy for a "reformed" degenerate.

even Swaye couldn't do better. Imagine Swaye's watch collection with that kinda bread. *shudder*

he'd have a Grand Complication for each wrist ... for each week of the year

longduckdong

CuntWaffle said:

I was at this game at OSU

Was cold AF

Heres either pregame or halftime show

https://youtu.be/CABmBm0ei00


Marvin Hall can dance

KidsInCagesDawg

longduckdong said:

CuntWaffle said:

I was at this game at OSU

Was cold AF

Heres either pregame or halftime show

https://youtu.be/CABmBm0ei00


Marvin Hall can dance

@DawgsCanDance is this true?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Score one for the Carroll coaching tree.

Plus Lame Kitten at Old Piss @AIRWOLF

PurpleReign

How is this day not April 1st!

RaceBannon

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Score one for the Carroll coaching tree.

Plus Lame Kitten at Old Piss @AIRWOLF

The Rebs (are they still called that?) were very interesting this year win or lose and they ended up at.500

Gave Bama a game but then again Mr. Freeze beat Bama twice at Ole Miss (Piss)

I think Kiffin will out perform Sark but the SEC West is way tuffer than the Big not 12

RoadDawg55

RaceBannon said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Score one for the Carroll coaching tree.

Plus Lame Kitten at Old Piss @AIRWOLF

The Rebs (are they still called that?) were very interesting this year win or lose and they ended up at.500

Gave Bama a game but then again Mr. Freeze beat Bama twice at Ole Miss (Piss)

I think Kiffin will out perform Sark but the SEC West is way tuffer than the Big not 12

Kiffin isn’t doing shit at Ole Miss. Sark in the Big 12 has a better chance.