Sark Drinking Game

DHD

Given Sark's predictability, submit an idea for a drinking game at Sark's introductory presser, here's mine:

Two shots of Patron each time Sark tells UT press/boosters how it was his dream to coach at Texas ever since coaching against Vince Young in the 2005 Rose Bowl. (Down the whole bottle if some media member has the courage to ask him why Reggie Bush was on the sidelines during USC's final drive).

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Take a shot if he mentions FREE PUB in recruiting because he’s coaching in the natty game (ILTCITNG).

Emoterman

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Take a shot if he mentions FREE PUB in recruiting because he’s coaching in the natty game (ILTCITNG).

It would be wrong to register an account at HookEmHomos or whatever Texas's 247 site is to reply to Kim enthusiastically about how the commentators will keep referring to UT's new head corch during the NCG. That would be wrong and no one should do that.

TommySQC

Emoterman said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Take a shot if he mentions FREE PUB in recruiting because he’s coaching in the natty game (ILTCITNG).

It would be wrong to register an account at HookEmHomos or whatever Texas's 247 site is to reply to Kim enthusiastically about how the commentators will keep referring to UT's new head corch during the NCG. That would be wrong and no one should do that.

BevmoTheMascot

haie

Drink 10 beers after any game where Sark gets his ass kicked by a team with equal or better talent, or better than shit coaching.