Helfrich 1, Sark 0

volcanodawg

"You could take a job where they were 0-12 last year and if you come in and win six, they build a statue," Helfrich says.

usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/pac12/2013/04/28/mark-helfrich-oregon-ducks-spring-game-chip-kelly/2118987/

Errrr....correction, he won 7 Mark, 3 years in a row dammit! and that statue will look niiiiiiice!

DerekJohnson

Sounds like Helfrich needs a time out

RaceBannon

Helfrich is being silly

Meek

wow, bulletin board material for this year's game. i expect this to anger the dogs and they'll be able to keep the score within 30.

RoadDawg55

The one things that excites me about Helfrich is that he was OC at Colorado for Hawkins before becoming Oregon's OC. It's nice knowing he was part of a train wreck before Kelly threw him a life saver at Oregon.

CaptainPJ

volcanodawg said:

"You could take a job where they were 0-12 last year and if you come in and win six, they build a statue," Helfrich says.

usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/pac12/2013/04/28/mark-helfrich-oregon-ducks-spring-game-chip-kelly/2118987/

Errrr....correction, he won 7 Mark, 3 years in a row dammit! and that statue will look niiiiiiice!

CaptainPJ

That's balls, although if I was a duck fan, I'd be pissed. No need for that.

Let sleeping dogs lie. I don't think Sark has in it him, quite the contrary. It could piss off Wilcox, however, and their QB could end up in Harborview.

Just sayin'

DisplacedDawg

I vomited in my mouth reading that article.

section8

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

TommySQC

section8 said:

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

Why do you hate magical seasons? It's like I barely know you anymore....

Mad_Son

TommySQC said:

section8 said:

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

Why do you hate magical seasons? It's like I barely know you anymore....

I see nothing wrong with celebrating either eternally. Those are the respective pinnacles of both programs and worthy of continued adulation until their marks are surpassed.

section8

0-13 in 2014!

TommySQC

Mad_Son said:

TommySQC said:

section8 said:

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

Why do you hate magical seasons? It's like I barely know you anymore....

I see nothing wrong with celebrating either eternally. Those are the respective pinnacles of both programs and worthy of continued adulation until their marks are surpassed.

Don't the Mariners have a banner for 112 wins as well or am I making that up?

DerekJohnson

TommySQC said:

Mad_Son said:

TommySQC said:

section8 said:

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

Why do you hate magical seasons? It's like I barely know you anymore....

I see nothing wrong with celebrating either eternally. Those are the respective pinnacles of both programs and worthy of continued adulation until their marks are surpassed.

Don't the Mariners have a banner for 112 116 wins as well or am I making that up?

RaceBannon

TommySQC said:

Mad_Son said:

TommySQC said:

section8 said:

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

Why do you hate magical seasons? It's like I barely know you anymore....

I see nothing wrong with celebrating either eternally. Those are the respective pinnacles of both programs and worthy of continued adulation until their marks are surpassed.

Don't the Mariners have a banner for 112 wins as well or am I making that up?

Sounds like you just want to be negative

TommySQC

RaceBannon said:

TommySQC said:

Mad_Son said:

TommySQC said:

section8 said:

0-12 is getting almost as ridiculous as the Mariners celebrating the 1995 season over and over.

Why do you hate magical seasons? It's like I barely know you anymore....

I see nothing wrong with celebrating either eternally. Those are the respective pinnacles of both programs and worthy of continued adulation until their marks are surpassed.

Don't the Mariners have a banner for 112 wins as well or am I making that up?

Sounds like you just want to be negative

Some people just like to bring others down to make themselves feel better about their own miserable and pathetic lives

DerekJohnson

BennyBeaver

DerekJohnson said:

TYFYS.

this gif makes my day

Fenderbender123

I thought Sark won 5 games his first year...

LawDawg1

Fenderbender123 said:

I thought Sark won 5 games his first year...

Which explains the lack of the statue.