Your longest plane ride ever (travel dick measuring thread)?

dnc

Any flight, anytime, anywhere.

PurpleThrobber

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Doog_de_Jour

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

I’ll be able to contribute more in the upcoming train ride thread.

dnc

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

I’ll be able to contribute more in the upcoming train ride thread.

Same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nv9cvWfSLc

YellowSnow

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Are you 6'5" or not @PurpleThrobber ?

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Are you 6'5" or not @PurpleThrobber ?

Yes - and fuck those airline bathrooms where the fuselage curves in and you have to take a pee all bent off to one side or the other.

alumni94

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Are you 6'5" or not @PurpleThrobber ?

Yes - and fuck those airline bathrooms where the fuselage curves in and you have to take a pee all bent off to one side or the other.

It's the drunk guy balancing system. Lean head against wall, then pee.

Doog_de_Jour

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Are you 6'5" or not @PurpleThrobber ?

Yes - and fuck those airline bathrooms where the fuselage curves in and you have to take a pee all bent off to one side or the other.

Yeah, I’ve always been curious how the Mile High Club happens for anyone that’s taller than average. Plus public restrooms (nevermind *airplane* restrooms) are disgusting.

DawgOfTheAges

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Are you 6'5" or not @PurpleThrobber ?

Yes - and fuck those airline bathrooms where the fuselage curves in and you have to take a pee all bent off to one side or the other.

Yeah, I’ve always been curious how the Mile High Club happens for anyone that’s taller than average. Plus public restrooms (nevermind *airplane* restrooms) are disgusting.

Exactly, how anyone thinks that is a cool idea is beyond me. Having "secret" sex in the seat row on the other hand sounds like fun.

PurpleThrobber

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleThrobber said:

YellowSnow said:

PurpleThrobber said:

An entire thread on airline travel and not a damned Mile High Club story.

Fuck all y'all.

Are you 6'5" or not @PurpleThrobber ?

Yes - and fuck those airline bathrooms where the fuselage curves in and you have to take a pee all bent off to one side or the other.

Yeah, I’ve always been curious how the Mile High Club happens for anyone that’s taller than average. Plus public restrooms (nevermind *airplane* restrooms) are disgusting.

A redeye flight and a blanket are preferred.