bananasnblondes Sounds off on Scott Eklund

DerekJohnson

"Eklund's plan was that everyone was going to read the first part of his blog about how every 5 star in the country was going to visit UW and start pining away for Sark and bashing Pete. That didn't happen. People just said "yeah, you say this every year. Never happened. Bullshit." Scott then changed his tune. Ektard is very sensitive. When people call him out he deletes or denies. He has deleted every one of his recruiting blogs about Jack, Falah, or Vanderdoes from last year. He wants people to like him. I imagine he will now stay pretty pro-CP until Kim starts shoving bamboo shards up his peehole"

MikeDamone

He's also reaching fatters territory in weight.

Mad_Son

MikeDamone said:

He's also reaching fatters territory in weight.

I call that the Fatternization of Scott Eklund.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Exhibit 'A'

MikeDamone

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

[Deleted User]

I can smell Fetters rancid breath from here.

xxxxxxcirclejerk

Fetters keeps it classy by tucking in only half his shirt.

BayDawg

That. Poor. Woman.

She looks petrified. As well she should be.

Abundance. (of cheeseburgers eaten)

xxxxxxcirclejerk

Cheap bastards probably dangled a five-spot as an incentive

[Deleted User]

MikeDamone said:

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

MisterEm

He_Needs_More_Time said:

MikeDamone said:

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

Nope. That is abundance.

Bad_MotherDucker

Who fucking drinks beer from a goblet? The black band on Kimmie's wrist shows his support of double-fisting anuses, preferably his own($75k)

DugtheDoog

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Exhibit 'A'

No, no, give me 5 beers, no.

BennyBeaver

Ever heard of Stella Artois?

phineas

None of those guys have smelled pussy in quite some time. I dont want to name names but im willing to bet a couple of em havent ever smelled pussy.

phineas

I wonder if fetters takes his CPAP machine in studio on saturdays i cant imagine that fat sack of shit can go more than an hour without choking on his tongue

Swaye

MikeDamone said:

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Like screwing in the back of a Volkswagen uncomfortable?

Swaye

He_Needs_More_Time said:

MikeDamone said:

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

I LOL'ed IRL.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

He_Needs_More_Time said:

MikeDamone said:

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

Thinking the same thing. F3 is the fattest and least creepy looking guy in that photo.

DugtheDoog

You can make fun of ektard all you want, but if you're going to do it while his kid has a runny nose, I'm out.

DerekJohnson

DugtheDoog said:

You can make fun of ektard all you want, but if you're going to do it while his kid has a runny nose, I'm out.

Both of Race Bannon's dads have the crud, but you don't see him waving the white flag. His posting schedule here has continued unabated.