My @CreepyCoug @Sources PM'd me

UW_Doog_Bot

So the wife has in law family in Flor-ida who are hispanic, Puerto Rican not Cuban sorry my cuog buddy, and like me on account of my cultural appropriation. After swapping some Despacito memes with them they shared with me what all the locals are currently laughing about.



Apparently Biden's original Despacito moment was supposed to happen in an autentico local cafe. The Biden campaign contacted all the local businesses with cash offers to host the event. They couldn't find anyone who supported Biden in Kissimmee and NO ONE would take the offer.



Just what I am hearing from my sources, irregardless, hilarious.

Swaye

Who wants to shut down their business for an afternoon to host Biden and his three supporters?

pawz

I literally laughed out loud like an idiot hyena.

PurpleThrobber

What kind of dumbfuck campaign uses a Justin Bieber tune as their walk up song?

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

What kind of dumbfuck campaign uses a Justin Bieber tune as their walk up song?

Beliebers, that's who!

UW_Doog_Bot

As believable as Hillary's hot sauce in her purse.