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42. I have never read or seen anything related to hobbits.
42. I have never read or seen anything related to hobbits. You're missing out. Not on the movies...they're shite (dont tell Gladstone I said so). The books are an amazing way to piss away a couple of weeks though. I still speed read them once every few years and catch something in the dialogue that I missed or forgot or some description of the terrain and map (my favorite aspect of his writing) that had escaped my attention.
42. I have never read or seen anything related to hobbits. You're missing out. Not on the movies...they're shite (dont tell Gladstone I said so). The books are an amazing way to piss away a couple of weeks though. I still speed read them once every few years and catch something in the dialogue that I missed or forgot or some description of the terrain and map (my favorite aspect of his writing) that had escaped my attention. That is my least favorite aspect of his writing and why I barely got through the books and haven't picked them up again. "So in this paragraph, the band of merry weirdos traverses three continents, fights four battles, gets laid, and develops a super power. Now enjoy seven pages about this mushroom here."And it takes something pretty shitty (just my opinion) to be the worst aspect of his writing when you take all the gaping plot holes into account.
45 for me as well. Lion King, WALL-E, and the 3 newest ones on the list from '13/'14. Life started going to shit around '13 so no surprise there.... fucking hell; has it really been that long?!
And for the record, I picked up one of those books in like 4th or 5th grade, read a few pages and will never, ever pick it up again.
42. I have never read or seen anything related to hobbits. You're missing out. Not on the movies...they're shite (dont tell Gladstone I said so). The books are an amazing way to piss away a couple of weeks though. I still speed read them once every few years and catch something in the dialogue that I missed or forgot or some description of the terrain and map (my favorite aspect of his writing) that had escaped my attention. That is my least favorite aspect of his writing and why I barely got through the books and haven't picked them up again. "So in this paragraph, the band of merry weirdos traverses three continents, fights four battles, gets laid, and develops a super power. Now enjoy seven pages about this mushroom here."And it takes something pretty shitty (just my opinion) to be the worst aspect of his writing when you take all the gaping plot holes into account. Let's just agree to...well...you fuck off.
You guys are a couple of faggot simpletons. It comes as no surprise.
You guys are a couple of faggot simpletons. It comes as no surprise. You're right. It's the simpletons who appreciate stories in which problems are solved by logic, physics, and within the constraints of the previously established plot structure. Smart, complex people like stories in which problems are solved by the sudden introduction of new magic and creatures, usually in conflict with the previously established plot. And long-winded descriptions of stumps and ferns and shit."My favorite book about magic spells and wizards and goblins is too intellectual for you!" said some retard in this thread.
You guys are a couple of faggot simpletons. It comes as no surprise. You're right. It's the simpletons who appreciate stories in which problems are solved by logic, physics, and within the constraints of the previously established plot structure. Smart, complex people like stories in which problems are solved by the sudden introduction of new magic and creatures, usually in conflict with the previously established plot. And long-winded descriptions of stumps and ferns and shit."My favorite book about magic spells and wizards and goblins is too intellectual for you!" said some retard in this thread. JFC man lighten up. You're the one who was insulting from the start. I was just playing along and going (obviously) overboard with it. I thought you'd get it. I dont think ill of you for not liking those books.
