The only explanation is this guy is really, really high - all the time

DoogieMcDoogerson

Meet the Farmer Behind CHAZ's Vegetable Gardens

This isn’t the work of a casual amateur; Henderson has an Energy Resources Engineering degree from Stanford University, a Master’s degree in Sustainability in the Urban Environment, and years of experience working in sustainable agriculture.

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/06/12/43897621/meet-the-farmer-behind-chazs-vegetable-gardens

DoogieMcDoogerson

What is the dude doing with the girly hammer?

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1271631475935342593

PurpleThrobber

These people realize it takes several months for food to grow, right?

MOM!!!!! BRING ME SOME QUINOA!!!!!

NorthwestFresh

That’s a garden for roughly a family of 5 people. My parent’s garden was about that size.

Sledog

PurpleThrobber said:

These people realize it takes several months for food to grow, right?

MOM!!!!! BRING ME SOME QUINOA!!!!!

McDonalds chicken nuggets grow in minutes!

AtomicDawg

They planted enough hot dog trees to feed the village.

Swaye

It would be wrong for someone to salt that plot.

RaceBannon

Swaye said:

It would be wrong for someone to salt that plot.

It would be worse to provide blankets to the people there

Kaepsknee

RaceBannon said:

Swaye said:

It would be wrong for someone to salt that plot.

It would be worse to provide blankets to the people there

Fire water would be quicker. I’d love to see what would happen if some dropped off flats of booze. Eventually they’d turn on themselves and then the final solution would be allowed to drop.