I Went to the Wrong Preschool

NorthwestFresh

Dad on the left crouching says it needs some foot stomping in heavy heels but it will do for a 4 year-old in a pinch.

https://twitter.com/markdice/status/1257817531592503297?s=21

DerekJohnson

This is horrific

MikeDamone

How progressive!

ThomasFremont

Where’s the salad bar???

NorthwestFresh

MikeDamone said:

How progressive!

Unseen footage is the little girls in swimsuits up next. Mom and dad approve. Dance for salad!

Don’t judge, this is @HHusky’s and @ThomasFremont’s kind of progress.

NorthwestFresh

ThomasFremont said:

Where’s the salad bar???

See! Tommy seems like a kid diddler. Or a Hope Solo 5th in line diddler.

ThomasFremont

NorthwestFresh said:

ThomasFremont said:

Where’s the salad bar???

See! Tommy seems like a kid diddler. Or a Hope Solo 5th in line diddler.

Are the steaks any good? How much?

How many jokes can I whoosh you with in one day?

NorthwestFresh

ThomasFremont said:

NorthwestFresh said:

ThomasFremont said:

Where’s the salad bar???

See! Tommy seems like a kid diddler. Or a Hope Solo 5th in line diddler.

Are the steaks any good? How much?

How many jokes can I whoosh you with in one day?

You’re the never ending joke Tommy. That you don’t realize it makes it more funny. Haha there is food at strip clubs. Amy Schumer wouldn’t even think to steal that boring joke.

WestlinnDuck

Girl Power! I guess?

NorthwestFresh

WestlinnDuck said:

Girl Power! I guess?

True. They should have had some dude in a banana hammock on the pole too for equal time.

ThomasFremont

NorthwestFresh said:

ThomasFremont said:

NorthwestFresh said:

ThomasFremont said:

Where’s the salad bar???

See! Tommy seems like a kid diddler. Or a Hope Solo 5th in line diddler.

Are the steaks any good? How much?

How many jokes can I whoosh you with in one day?

You’re the never ending joke Tommy. That you don’t realize it makes it more funny. Haha there is food at strip clubs. Amy Schumer wouldn’t even think to steal that boring joke.

Dude, you’re only behind by about 20 years.

I tried telling you before, you need to lurk around a LOT more before you step into the deep end. You’re drowning here.

doogie

The video ended before showing the Kids throwing out dollar bills

RoadTrip

No tits?

Kaepsknee

I'm pretty sure there's a tucked sausage rubbin against that pole.

LebamDawg

salemcoog said:

I'm pretty sure there's a tucked sausage rubbin against that pole.

Well Duh - the program is called something like "dancing with a drag queen", "afternoon with a drag queen" - California school district and coming soon to Washington State