Strange voicemail I received today

DerekJohnson

Recorded message in a very thick Chinese accent telling me my bank account had been infiltrated or some such thing.

Very odd.

(Not a joke)

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

Recorded message in a very thick Chinese accent telling me my bank account had been infiltrated or some such thing.

Very odd.

(Not a joke)

I’ve got dozens of those over last 3 years.

Pitchfork51

DerekJohnson said:

Recorded message in a very thick Chinese accent telling me my bank account had been infiltrated or some such thing.

Very odd.

(Not a joke)

Jokes on you. I've got a Nigerian benefactor

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

DerekJohnson said:

Recorded message in a very thick Chinese accent telling me my bank account had been infiltrated or some such thing.

Very odd.

(Not a joke)

I’ve got dozens of those over last 3 years.

Well my immediate thought was if there was a Tokyo Rose then why not a Beijing Barb?

PandaOrangeChiknDuck

The grand prince of Egypt sends me emails all the time.

Pitchfork51

PandaOrangeChiknDuck said:

The grand prince of Egypt sends me emails all the time.

Dudes been sexting back and forth with me for naught

Was hoping to get peed on for like 50k

DerekJohnson

PandaOrangeChiknDuck said:

The grand prince of Egypt sends me emails all the time.

Well Mr Friends in High Places, the Wam beckons...

Doog_de_Jour

DerekJohnson said:

Recorded message in a very thick Chinese accent telling me my bank account had been infiltrated or some such thing.

Very odd.

(Not a joke)

Maybe your metadata was hacked.

MikeDamone

I get one of those every coupe of weeks. Send me $500 and I'll take care of it for you

Sledog

It actually said "love you long time, five dollar, you numbah one GI"

Swaye

I remember my recorded message in a very thick Chinese accent telling me my bank account had been infiltrated or some such thing phase.

GreenRiverGatorz

Hats off to ya, you've kept your phone pretty private if this is the first time you're receiving this call.

Conversely, my number is listed on seemingly every gay bar bathroom stall on the west coast and the dick solicitations just will not stop (and sometimes they're in Chinese too). Or maybe @Swaye was blasting my number around to all his grindr contacts.

Swaye

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Hats off to ya, you've kept your phone pretty private if this is the first time you're receiving this call.

Conversely, my number is listed on seemingly every gay bar bathroom stall on the west coast and the dick solicitations just will not stop (and sometimes they're in Chinese too). Or maybe @Swaye was blasting my number around to all his grindr contacts.

Confirmed.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I only get ones with American accents and it's always a woman talking about expiring student loans (I never took any out), social security shit, or car loans. I tend to get them after I enter my phone number at the local 7 11 for the big 6% discount on cigarettes, coffee, and candy every fourth time I go. I think Mohammed is up to something...