You guys talk about Gweneth Paltrow vagina candles more than both of my ex wives

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Mad_Son said:

dnc said:

I was expecting something creepily kinky going on, this was just creepy.

Did not deliver.

It's one thing to be divorced. Twice though I'm starting to see a pattern of poor judgment.

Hey... even batters get 3 tries

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dooginthehall said:

There’s a fair bit to unpack in the post title.

Let’s begin: I don’t believe for a moment that you’ve had sex with two different women.

Convincing a woman to have sex is easy.

The harder part is escaping without some implied commitment.

In the case of these ex wives, I was still an amature.

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Paltrow is legit.

Wood.