Breaking: Russia just sank a US warship in the Persian Gulf

MontlakeBridgeTroll

...would be a horrible headline to see in the news.

Sledog

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

...would be a horrible headline to see in the news.

MontlakeBridgeTroll

Leaps to death.....wouldn't be.

MontlakeBridgeTroll

Sledog said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

...would be a horrible headline to see in the news.

MontlakeBridgeTroll

Leaps to death.....wouldn't be.

I know you're trying to be sarcastic, but bridge trolls have enormous abilities to survive great leaps.