You all are missing the true reason we lost....

Postal91

Our fuckin fireworks malfunctioned (After 3qtr score, I believe) and they had a cake blow out. Bad sign when we only had one comet going off to the side. Should have been a sign to the pyro guy that something wasn't right. We couldn't celebrate any more scores after that point.

(Note: Massive smoke cloud behind touchdown terrace that made me wonder if I should start speed stereotyping)

PM to AD: Don't be pussies and stop the fireworks because of a little malfunction. People fucking love chaos, just look at the Pac12.

MikeDamone

We have fireworks?

BennyBeaver

You guys let a terrorist run the ball down your throat. That's why you lost.

Hth

Postal91

MikeDamone said:

We have fireworks?

Yup, they go off to queue your rising expectations so you can LEAVE before going all World War Z off the upper deck.