Hitting the Vape Pen

Inside the stadium. Zero fucks given. I’ve learned that being ridiculously stoned inside the stadium helps me from getting triggered by doogs, shitty coaching decisions, and missed tackles.

Am I gonna die now?

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Inside the stadium. Zero fucks given. I’ve learned that being ridiculously stoned inside the stadium helps me from getting triggered by doogs, shitty coaching decisions, and missed tackles.

Am I gonna die now?

We can only hope

I pack several edibles for the exact same reason.

I find it takes me from wanting to take a flame flower to the crowd, to actually finding them amusing.

Clear case of win/win, and abundance

PostGameOrangeSlices

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?

I was wearing purple.

I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?

No a purple tutu.

Got a problem, bitch?

Wanna take the gloves off?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
No a purple tutu.

Got a problem, bitch?

Wanna take the gloves off?

Sure.

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
I was wearing purple.

But were you being GOLD?!?!!?

Pussy stick?

Pussy stick?

The bong won’t fit in my trench coat

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYFfgM78hJY

I went to a rainy game one time wearing a black trash bag as a poncho. My buddy snuck a bong in.

I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.

Tolerance break is for huge cunts.

Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?

Wtf is wrong with that

It's almost that time of year bich

I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.
Tolerance break is for huge cunts.

Rusty I will rearrange your face and sell it as modern art for a few million.

I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.
Tolerance break is for huge cunts.
Rusty I will rearrange your face and sell it as modern art for a few million.

You overestimate my looks.

I wood never fuck with J

As a 5'5 little Mexican guy

Thanks to the asshole that walked up right next to me and my 3-yo in the concourse and started vaping. Fuck you, I should have rolled you off the railing.

I wood never fuck with J

As a 5'5 little Mexican guy

Still taller than J

Inside the stadium. Zero fucks given. I’ve learned that being ridiculously stoned inside the stadium helps me from getting triggered by doogs, shitty coaching decisions, and missed tackles.

Am I gonna die now?

I had mine with #metoo.

I wouldn't care about hitting it in the stadium either. Next to zero smell or linger.

I just need to drive home, so my last puff is at the half.

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