Hitting the Vape Pen
Am I gonna die now?
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We can only hopeThomasFremont said:Inside the stadium. Zero fucks given. I’ve learned that being ridiculously stoned inside the stadium helps me from getting triggered by doogs, shitty coaching decisions, and missed tackles.
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I pack several edibles for the exact same reason.
I find it takes me from wanting to take a flame flower to the crowd, to actually finding them amusing.
Clear case of win/win, and abundance -
Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
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I was wearing purple.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
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I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.
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No a purple tutu.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
Got a problem, bitch?
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Sure.CaptainPJ said:
No a purple tutu.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
Got a problem, bitch?
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But were you being GOLD?!?!!?ThomasFremont said:
I was wearing purple.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
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Pussy stick?
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The bong won’t fit in my trench coatYellowSnow said:Pussy stick?
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
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I went to a rainy game one time wearing a black trash bag as a poncho. My buddy snuck a bong in.
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Tolerance break is for huge cunts.PurpleJ said:I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.
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Wtf is wrong with thatPostGameOrangeSlices said:Wow what a bad ass. Were you wearing a black leather jacket?
It's almost that time of year bich -
Rusty I will rearrange your face and sell it as modern art for a few million.rustysavage said:
Tolerance break is for huge cunts.PurpleJ said:I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.
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You overestimate my looks.PurpleJ said:
Rusty I will rearrange your face and sell it as modern art for a few million.rustysavage said:
Tolerance break is for huge cunts.PurpleJ said:I’m on a tolerance break. I like to fill a whizzinator with gin and suck my own dick to stay lit bruh.
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I wood never fuck with J
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Thanks to the asshole that walked up right next to me and my 3-yo in the concourse and started vaping. Fuck you, I should have rolled you off the railing.
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Still taller than JPitchfork51 said:I wood never fuck with J
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I had mine with #metoo.ThomasFremont said:Inside the stadium. Zero fucks given. I’ve learned that being ridiculously stoned inside the stadium helps me from getting triggered by doogs, shitty coaching decisions, and missed tackles.
Am I gonna die now?
I wouldn't care about hitting it in the stadium either. Next to zero smell or linger.
I just need to drive home, so my last puff is at the half. -
Imagine thinking I was shorter or less frattier than Jpawz said:
Still taller than JPitchfork51 said:I wood never fuck with J
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T’s and P’s for little Postal91.Postal91 said:Thanks to the asshole that walked up right next to me and my 3-yo in the concourse and started vaping. Fuck you, I should have rolled you off the railing.
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Your poast said 5'5".Pitchfork51 said:
Imagine thinking I was shorter or less frattier than Jpawz said:
Still taller than JPitchfork51 said:I wood never fuck with J
As a 5'5 little Mexican guy
There is nothing frattie about J. #tactowntuff -
In real life I'm an obnoxious millennial frat bro who is 6'0.pawz said:
Your poast said 5'5".Pitchfork51 said:
Imagine thinking I was shorter or less frattier than Jpawz said:
Still taller than JPitchfork51 said:I wood never fuck with J
As a 5'5 little Mexican guy
There is nothing frattie about J. #tactowntuff
But on HH obk has made me feel differently -
Everybody love J. Everybody talk about it.
Call me PurpleTrump. -
I'll never forget in 2017 for the apple cup, a coworker and NFL fan asked me to take him to see what the whole college scene was all about.
We hit up Schultzys and Big Time and we're already fucked. He's asking me where all the coogs fans were since only WSU had the North on the line. Me and bartender chortled.
Ubered to whatever fucking shit hole weed store that is on the other side of the bridge. Smoked a blunt walking through red square, I have 2 more in my coat, and I'm paranoid we smell too bad to get into the gates.
Seats about 3 rows from WSU's bench. I'm shouting random stuff at Leach. Some tryhard looking WSU baseball bros sitting next to us, Letterman's jackets and all. At half time they get up to leave and I say "20-3 Wheaty" or whatever th fucking score is and this bro turns to me to cave my face in. He sees how completely stoned I am and just smirks and walks on.
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You shouldn't walk your children through vape clouds. Be more careful next time.Postal91 said:Thanks to the asshole that walked up right next to me and my 3-yo in the concourse and started vaping. Fuck you, I should have rolled you off the railing.
