Thoughts on the fucking fake field goal

DerekJohnson

You call that kind of shit when you've got a noodle-armed whining loser at QB.

When you have Jesus at QB and he's 18/20, you throw the fucking football.

(Unless you just kick the chip shot field goal)

Houhusky

DerekJohnson said:

You call that kind of shit when you've got a noodle-armed whinging loser at QB.

When you have Jesus at QB and he's 18/20, you throw the fucking football.

(Unless you just kick the chip shot field goal)

Mostly if you do want to call it, make sure Culp isn’t a giant incompetent pussy first.

EwaDawg

Look at the bright side. Now that Pete has tried it he knows not to use it when it matters.

That's all I got.

Carry on.

haie

Just shrivel dicking this whole game and fucking season.

PurpleJ

I also hear you can use the QB as a decoy and run the ball.

You can do that before you get to 4th down. But wildcat man!

whlinder

I figured at some point this year a fake FG for Race was coming since he’s a 5th year walk on local kid who has happily done all the thankless shit like be the holder and the backup punter. Pete loves that shit, but fake it against Eastern or Oregon State, not a road game against a team who just beat USC.

whlinder

Houhusky said:

DerekJohnson said:

You call that kind of shit when you've got a noodle-armed whinging loser at QB.

When you have Jesus at QB and he's 18/20, you throw the fucking football.

(Unless you just kick the chip shot field goal)

Mostly if you do want to call it, make sure Culp isn’t a giant incompetent pussy first.

Yeah looked like we had 3 to block 3 but failed at blocking

BleachedAnusDawg

The wildcat call on 1st and Goal was worse

RoadDawg55

Why would Race Porter be able to run up the middle? At least have it go outside. He’s not going to break tackles and bulldoze his way to the end zone.

Homebrew_Dawg

The fake punt attempt was the quintessential Pete. In his mind it failed only for lack of execution. Never mind it was FS. It wasn’t the right time and place, particularly after the FUBAR of play calling and game management the preceding three plays. That whole 1st and goal sequence culminating in the failed fake FG was a microcosm of the identity crisis that is Petersen’ offense at UW.

This bullshit play calling is why Petersen’s teams don’t knockout opponents. Pete gets a comfortable lead and starts doing his BSU trick or treat shit as if he’s seeking validation for his success there. The situation at the beginning of that drive called for a long sustained scoring drive to wind down the clock and punish the BYU defense and go into halftime with a commanding lead. It was a lost opportunity for game management development for which Pete is sorely in need.

BennyBeaver

According to the coach, they didn’t call a fake. It was a miscommunication.

Houhusky

Homebrew_Dawg said:

The fake punt attempt was the quintessential Pete. In his mind it failed only for lack of execution. Never mind it was FS. It wasn’t the right time and place, particularly after the FUBAR of play calling and game management the preceding three plays. That whole 1st and goal sequence culminating in the failed fake FG was a microcosm of the identity crisis that is Petersen’ offense at UW.

This bullshit play calling is why Petersen’s teams don’t knockout opponents. Pete gets a comfortable lead and starts doing his BSU trick or treat shit as if he’s seeking validation for his success there. The situation at the beginning of that drive called for a long sustained scoring drive to wind down the clock and punish the BYU defense and go into halftime with a commanding lead. It was a lost opportunity for game management development for which Pete is sorely in need.

I dont have as much of a problem with the call as others here, if Culp didnt block worse than @puppylove_sugarsteel than its a walk in TD and twist the knife moment. Not understanding that Culp would fucking fail was the bigger problem IMO.

If they didnt actually mean to go for it than Pete and his special teams is just as retarded as it always is.

That being said, it was a FG attempt not a punt.

H_D

DerekJohnson said:

You call that kind of shit when you've got a noodle-armed whining loser at QB.

When you have Jesus at QB and he's 18/20, you throw the fucking football.

(Unless you just kick the chip shot field goal)

Also, don't block like a pussy.

Homebrew_Dawg

Houhusky said:

Homebrew_Dawg said:

That being said, it was a FG attempt not a punt.

Pete and me thank you for the clarification. We were both obviously confused.

Homebrew_Dawg

Houhusky said:

Homebrew_Dawg said:

The fake punt attempt was the quintessential Pete. In his mind it failed only for lack of execution. Never mind it was FS. It wasn’t the right time and place, particularly after the FUBAR of play calling and game management the preceding three plays. That whole 1st and goal sequence culminating in the failed fake FG was a microcosm of the identity crisis that is Petersen’ offense at UW.

This bullshit play calling is why Petersen’s teams don’t knockout opponents. Pete gets a comfortable lead and starts doing his BSU trick or treat shit as if he’s seeking validation for his success there. The situation at the beginning of that drive called for a long sustained scoring drive to wind down the clock and punish the BYU defense and go into halftime with a commanding lead. It was a lost opportunity for game management development for which Pete is sorely in need.

I dont have as much of a problem with the call as others here, if Culp didnt block worse than @puppylove_sugarsteel than its a walk in TD and twist the knife moment. Not understanding that Culp would fucking fail was the bigger problem IMO.

If they didnt actually mean to go for it than Pete and his special teams is just as retarded as it always is.

That being said, it was a FG attempt not a punt.

Your “twist the knife moment” analogy is is accurate if you mean a stab in the back. I prefer the traditional smash mouth knock their teeth out beat down. Pete’s BS gives me ED.

bananasnblondes

Per Softy, the fake kick was not called. The players ran it anyways

Gwad

bananasnblondes said:

Per Softy, the fake kick was not called. The players ran it anyways

rofl no way

I guess the players read the boreds?

DoogCourics

The fake field goal, per Pete's interview with Elise Woodward, was not a called play. Somehow the players thought it was called and went for it, but it was not something Pete called.

No fucking clue how that happens. Glad to know Petersen didn't make a dumb fucking call. Not glad to know that players are thinking plays are being called even when they aren't.

GrundleStiltzkin

Take the 3 points.

However, the way BYU was aligned, there was something there.

But still, take the FG.

And Devin Culp, sheeeeeit.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Take the 3 points.

However, the way BYU was aligned, there was something there.

But still, take the FG.

And Devin Culp, sheeeeeit.

This needs to be giffed @GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye

So our play calls in are so confusing the kids don't know what to run? WTF is going on? Happy to know Pete isn't a retard. Equally unhappy to know our play calling system is.