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And has sex on the roof

https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1165650057556910082?s=21

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Blu82

You had CD excited for a minute.

He thought you said "sex on the hoof"!

PurpleThrobber

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

ramenduck

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

It would explain why he needed the vodka.

Pitchfork51

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

She'd be hot as hell if she wasn't fat as fuck!

Blu82

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

She'd be hot as hell if she wasn't fat as fuck!

Sure, @flea could slip it right into the gap between her front teeth.

dnc

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

She'd be hot as hell if she wasn't fat as fuck!

Tim to PM @IrishDawg22

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Blu82

You had CD excited for a minute.

He thought you said "sex on the hoof"!

PurpleThrobber

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

ramenduck

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

It would explain why he needed the vodka.

Pitchfork51

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

She'd be hot as hell if she wasn't fat as fuck!

Blu82

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

She'd be hot as hell if she wasn't fat as fuck!

Sure, @flea could slip it right into the gap between her front teeth.

dnc

DC is, quite possibly, the horniest city in America. Pols, aides and lobbyists have been boinking for decades.

If they're going to bash having sex on desks, rooftops, alleys, hallways, public parks, parking garages, or bathroom stalls, I fear for our republic.

I have to presume he wasn't fucking the boss. God, at least I hope he wasn't fucking the boss.

She'd be hot as hell if she wasn't fat as fuck!

Tim to PM @IrishDawg22