CircleJerk™ National Championship Game: [1] RaceBannon vs [1] Swaye

RaceBannon

I'm going to lose to a guy stuck in a Turkish prison

In a more perfect union, Race should win the Coach's Trophy and Swaye the AP. But now that we are living in this bullshit era of everyone wanting the NFL. It sucks but Tim's change and we must adapt. Bannon will always be the Half Brain Godfather and on Hardcore Husky Mt Rushmore, but Chief @swaye is his own Mt Rushmore. I mean for fuck's sake - he's a like 5'4" sailor boi and went through a 6'6" UW Varsity Letter Winner like @dnc through Atlanta.

Bread

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Going Race, because if not for the original pod and site, I wouldn't have ended up swinging on this playground for the ID.

Love you @Swaye

chuck

I want the guy who pulled off the unlikely upset over me to go on and win. That would make me first loser, aka second place.

Going Race, because if not for the original pod and site, I wouldn't have ended up swinging on this playground for the ID.

Love you @Swaye

I almost went this route, but Swaye and I sext too much now.

FireCohen

I'm going to lose to a guy stuck in a Turkish prison

He volunteered to be there for the showering

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Oh shit, he's right

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Since we're going with better poster, I can avoid my guilt over voting against the guy who started it all. @Swaye is all over the boards, @RaceBannon still gets around for a guy using a walker. Besides, Swaye destroyed everyone in his path and left behind a trail of tears.

GreenRiverGatorz

How can I choose between my two dads?

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.
Oh shit, he's right

RaceBannon

Gladstone

Race is the reason I'm here and I've rallied his banner all through this tourney. I'm treasurer of the RaceBannon fanclub and couldn't conceive voting against him.

Until now.

@Swaye is too consistently funny. Too hilarious in the gamethreads. Forgive me, my lord.

dnc

DerekJohnson

In a more perfect union, Race should win the Coach's Trophy and Swaye the AP. But now that we are living in this bullshit era of everyone wanting the NFL. It sucks but Tim's change and we must adapt. Bannon will always be the Half Brain Godfather and on Hardcore Husky Mt Rushmore, but Chief @swaye is his own Mt Rushmore. I mean for fuck's sake - he's a like 5'4" sailor boi and went through a 6'6" UW Varsity Letter Winner like @dnc through Atlanta.

In a bowl format, I would have faced off against FirePete in the Aquafresh Holiday Bowl and ended my season as a champion.

DerekJohnson

Race is the reason I'm here and I've rallied his banner all through this tourney. I'm treasurer of the RaceBannon fanclub and couldn't conceive voting against him.

Until now.

@Swaye is too consistently funny. Too hilarious in the gamethreads. Forgive me, my lord.

it was basically a coin flip for me. Couldn't overlook the fact that without Race there is no HH.

tacotrojan

Listen here you mealy mouthed faggot cumstains. I had to suck off 6 guards in Chino to get Internet privileges for 10 min. If @RaceBannon doesn't win this thing, when I get released, I will find every poaster that voted for @Swaye and give them the Nicaraguan Necktie. It's my personal adaptation of the Colombian necktie where I cut your manhood off and attach it to your tongue

You've been warned. Barrio 18 Siempre!

Pitchfork51

@Swaye is a pussy who has stopped loving mayhem.

creepycoug

I'm thinking.

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Yeah man it’s called a Double Dutch Rudder.

HuskyJW

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Challenge accepted

jhfstyle24

@Swaye is my hero

Live look in at Swaye:

Ice_Holmvik

My white privilege shame for previous generations of blankets and reservation hide and seek compel me to vote for the red man. And though Race is a wonderful orator of days gone by you cant beat Swaye's buttfuckery of stories. Ride proud red man.

Race is the reason I'm here and I've rallied his banner all through this tourney. I'm treasurer of the RaceBannon fanclub and couldn't conceive voting against him.

Until now.

@Swaye is too consistently funny. Too hilarious in the gamethreads. Forgive me, my lord.

it was basically a coin flip for me. Couldn't overlook the fact that without Race there is no HH.

It should be established for future generations that @RaceBannon won the 1st one. Also, it's not likely he remember's results of any future tourneys so I'll feel free to vote for @sonics1993 next year

Doog_de_Jour

Damn this was TUFF. DFI vs. Orkin Chronicles. Half Brain Podcast vs. Doogcast (or whatever the hell it was called).

Love you both!

dtd

The pole results scream recency bias. @Swaye knew we would be an underdog in this matchup so he got cuffed intentionally to influence the unwashed masses. A vote against Race is a vote against one's own self interests.

Comments

RaceBannon

I'm going to lose to a guy stuck in a Turkish prison

Bread

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Going Race, because if not for the original pod and site, I wouldn't have ended up swinging on this playground for the ID.

Love you @Swaye

chuck

I want the guy who pulled off the unlikely upset over me to go on and win. That would make me first loser, aka second place.

Going Race, because if not for the original pod and site, I wouldn't have ended up swinging on this playground for the ID.

Love you @Swaye

I almost went this route, but Swaye and I sext too much now.

FireCohen

I'm going to lose to a guy stuck in a Turkish prison

He volunteered to be there for the showering

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Oh shit, he's right

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

GreenRiverGatorz

How can I choose between my two dads?

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.
Oh shit, he's right

In a more perfect union, Race should win the Coach's Trophy and Swaye the AP. But now that we are living in this bullshit era of everyone wanting the NFL. It sucks but Tim's change and we must adapt. Bannon will always be the Half Brain Godfather and on Hardcore Husky Mt Rushmore, but Chief @swaye is his own Mt Rushmore. I mean for fuck's sake - he's a like 5'4" sailor boi and went through a 6'6" UW Varsity Letter Winner like @dnc through Atlanta.

In a bowl format, I would have faced off against FirePete in the Aquafresh Holiday Bowl and ended my season as a champion.

DerekJohnson

Race is the reason I'm here and I've rallied his banner all through this tourney. I'm treasurer of the RaceBannon fanclub and couldn't conceive voting against him.

Until now.

@Swaye is too consistently funny. Too hilarious in the gamethreads. Forgive me, my lord.

it was basically a coin flip for me. Couldn't overlook the fact that without Race there is no HH.

tacotrojan

Pitchfork51

@Swaye is a pussy who has stopped loving mayhem.

creepycoug

I'm thinking.

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Yeah man it’s called a Double Dutch Rudder.

HuskyJW

You can't circle jerk with 2 people.

Challenge accepted

jhfstyle24

@Swaye is my hero

Live look in at Swaye:

Ice_Holmvik