A brief explanation for my recent absence

PurpleJ

I’m down a kidney or two, but the operation was a success! Eat your heart out @Dardanus !!!

PurpleJ

IS THAT BETTER @pawz YOU HURTFUL FUCK???!!

dnc

https://twitter.com/cokeSZN/status/1155608167633620993?s=20

Bread

Huh, who are you? Why would we care?

GreenRiverGatorz

Your upcoming dialysis sessions are going to give you even more time in your day to bless us with shit posts.

PurpleJ

Bread said:

Huh, who are you? Why would we care?

bread I am 5’8” 175 lbs. Former Miss Pride Tacoma and futbol state champion. You really don't want any in real life. You are little more than a cowardly pussy.

Swaye

I have a spare kidney. Pretty sure it is damaged like the rest of me. I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks.

Doog_de_Jour

PurpleJ said:

I’m down a kidney or two, but the operation was a success!

Big if true.

I wish you a speedy recovery J!

UWhuskytskeet

PurpleJ said:

I’m down a kidney or two, but the operation was a success! Eat your heart out @Dardanus !!!

I thought they only remove your cock and balls in those operations.

BennyBeaver

NOC

pawz

PurpleJ said:

IS THAT BETTER @pawz YOU HURTFUL FUCK???!!

No.

Pitchfork51

J ur my good fren

I hope u r well

PurpleJ

I spilled weed on the floor last week so I duct taped a maglight to my forehead and did a search and rescue mission. Then I set up a medical center on the table where I picked off all the cat hair and dust. Then I pulled out my flamethower and burnt some prisoners.

Ice_Holmvik

I have 3 fucking kidneys. The only one that works however is on loan from a dead guy from the Seattle area.

Swaye

Ice_Holmvik said:

I have 3 fucking kidneys. The only one that works however is on loan from a dead guy from the Seattle area.

Other two from Guadalajara? Goddamn Messicans! @BlastDoor

PHD_Dawg

Hope all is well

BlastDoor

Swaye said:

Ice_Holmvik said:

I have 3 fucking kidneys. The only one that works however is on loan from a dead guy from the Seattle area.

Other two from Guadalajara? Goddamn Messicans! @BlastDoor

Concerned for @SpoogeDawg