CuntWaffles assistant coach tier list v2.0
God tier:
Ikaika Malloe -You have seen what he has done in the last 2 years. Nothing else needed to be said.
Jimmy Lake - One amazing DB after another. What we are known for. He’s going to leave one day. Fuck.
Tim Socha: Never leaving. Will have the longest streak of “God tier” of all time.
Top tier:
Pete Kwiatowedskiakkia: Not much needs to be said.
Mid tier:
Scott Huff: Ride the Lightning. So fucking stupid, but it works? He’s brought in almost every offensive lineman we wanted in the West coast. He gets as close to top tier as it can get. One more good recruiting class and he is there.
Junior Adams: Pakua and McMillan. He went from low tier to mid tier in 1 month since the 1 month he had been here. Holy hell has this guy been impressive.
Low tier:
Bush Hamadan;Bob Gregory;Keith cantkeepmyonlinedrunkdickinmypants Bhonerpoper: It’s been beaten like a dead horse
Bottom tier:
Jordan PaoPao:Jordan PaoPao
Unknown tier:
Will Harris: You are doing something although I don’t know what it is. Something about shadowing Jimmy Lake. Which is good. I hope?
You’re Welcome.
Comments
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Can we? rename the bottom tier either the Power Bottom Tier or the Brent Pease/Chris Strauer/Jordan Paopao Tier?
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The poster CuntWaffle makes some interesting points
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Bush Hamdan is our Cal
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Any list that doesn't put Kwiatkowski in god tier is wrong. I don't care if he never recruits a player to the school, he's the best defensive coordinator in the country, is never leaving, has no ambition to be a head coach, etc. He suggested taking a demotion to keep a star assistant. He shits yellow and pisses purple. And we can make all the excuses for why he's never had anything to do with a good player signing at UW, but in the end his presence on the staff did not prevent Tryon, Latu, Trice, and Ngata signing on and this year hasn't prevented Banks from putting UW on a pretty elite short list. And Smalls isn't long gone anymore (but, yeah, gone).
Coach K in the box is easily worth four 5-stars on the field. He's that good at his main job. -
How is Kwiatkowski not God tier?
PaoPao has put more TEs in the NFL for Washington than the programs previous 20 years but he sucks because not enough out of state 4/5 stars. Ok -
Lil'Dennis is gone you can stop pretending PaoPao sucks to get senpai to notice you.
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CuntWaffle said:
Scott Huff: Ride the Lightning. So fucking stupid, but it works? He’s brought in almost every offensive lineman we wanted in the West coast. He gets as close to top tier as it can get. One more good recruiting class and he is there.
Adrian Klemm says let’s make sure he can develop guys before we crown him.
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How fucking DARE youCuntWaffle said:Ok so 2 years ago I got really drunk one night and posted my thoughts about an “annual” assistant coach tier list. But I’m too lazy to do an “annual” tier list. So bi-annual or something.
God tier:
Ikaika Malloe -You have seen what he has done in the last 2 years. Nothing else needed to be said.
Jimmy Lake - One amazing DB after another. What we are known for. He’s going to leave one day. Fuck.
Tim Socha: Never leaving. Will have the longest streak of “God tier” of all time.
Top tier:
Pete Kwiatowedskiakkia: Not much needs to be said.
Mid tier:
Scott Huff: Ride the Lightning. So fucking stupid, but it works? He’s brought in almost every offensive lineman we wanted in the West coast. He gets as close to top tier as it can get. One more good recruiting class and he is there.
Junior Adams: Pakua and McMillan. He went from low tier to mid tier in 1 month since the 1 month he had been here. Holy hell has this guy been impressive.
Low tier:
Bush Hamadan;Bob Gregory;Keith cantkeepmyonlinedrunkdickinmypants Bhonerpoper: It’s been beaten like a dead horse
Bottom tier:
Jordan PaoPao:Jordan PaoPao
Unknown tier:
Will Harris: You are doing something although I don’t know what it is. Something about shadowing Jimmy Lake. Which is good. I hope?
You’re Welcome. -
Shit list from a poster who usually has good points. This isn't the recruiting board, and actual coaching is still in the job description. Paopao has a track record of developing and putting tight ends in the league. Sure, knock him a bit for suspect recruiting, but he's no lower than mid tier. Same with Kwiat. All he's done is engineer the conference's best defense for four straight years. Anything less than the top tier is a shitdick take.
Bush Hamdan is the only one who belongs in the low tier. He regressed the offense in his first year at the helm and has done nothing memorable in recruiting. -
Im usually a big fan of your material cunt but this is a miss
