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CuntWaffles assistant coach tier list v2.0
Ok so 2 years ago I got really drunk one night and posted my thoughts about an “annual” assistant coach tier list. But I’m too lazy to do an “annual” tier list. So bi-annual or something.
God tier:
Ikaika Malloe -You have seen what he has done in the last 2 years. Nothing else needed to be said.
Jimmy Lake - One amazing DB after another. What we are known for. He’s going to leave one day. Fuck.
Tim Socha: Never leaving. Will have the longest streak of “God tier” of all time.
Top tier:
Pete Kwiatowedskiakkia: Not much needs to be said.
Mid tier:
Scott Huff: Ride the Lightning. So fucking stupid, but it works? He’s brought in almost every offensive lineman we wanted in the West coast. He gets as close to top tier as it can get. One more good recruiting class and he is there.
Junior Adams: Pakua and McMillan. He went from low tier to mid tier in 1 month since the 1 month he had been here. Holy hell has this guy been impressive.
Low tier:
Bush Hamadan;Bob Gregory;Keith cantkeepmyonlinedrunkdickinmypants Bhonerpoper: It’s been beaten like a dead horse
Bottom tier:
Jordan PaoPao:Jordan PaoPao
Unknown tier:
Will Harris: You are doing something although I don’t know what it is. Something about shadowing Jimmy Lake. Which is good. I hope?
You’re Welcome.
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Comments
Too high
Coach K in the box is easily worth four 5-stars on the field. He's that good at his main job.
PaoPao has put more TEs in the NFL for Washington than the programs previous 20 years but he sucks because not enough out of state 4/5 stars. Ok
Adrian Klemm says let’s make sure he can develop guys before we crown him.
Bush Hamdan is the only one who belongs in the low tier. He regressed the offense in his first year at the helm and has done nothing memorable in recruiting.
I guess if their track record is correct, hamdan sux
Paopao's too low... way too much production & development from his group over the years for him not to be at least middle tier. Would like to see the dude recruit better though.
Really important year for Bonerpop. He's had Gaskin for four years and it's hard to know what, if anything, Boner brings to the table. If Ahmed develops into someone who can run between the tackles, Pleasant & McGrew become solid contributors, and Fig Newton shows up.... that will say a lot. Tick, tick, tick
Ikaika & NoBalls.... total legends. Nuff said there.
Huff's recruiting is bonkers... but I still need to see more from him as a developer & coach. We have the OL talent to impose ourselves on motherfuckers this year... wanna see that happen.
I think we could do way better than Bob Gregory. Shitty recruiter, terrible special teams coach, and outside of BBK... who else has really steadily improved and developed under his watch? I wish we would shitcan this dude.
Agree on Will Harris... especially considering how we never even came close on Ringo or Ransom this year. I have no fucking idea what this guy does. None.
As long as Lake is here as DC I think that 10th assistant will be a secondary coach. Not sure yet that Harris will be that guy long-term