Listen Up Motherfuckers

I'm tired of reading fucking doog suggestions on this fucking bored. Don't even acknowledge, in any way, shape, or form, that settling for fucktards like Justin Wilcox, Chris Petersen, Jim fucking McElwain, Dooooog Nussmeier is acceptable.

That shit is not fucking OK. Woodward has upwards of 4 million dollars to spend on a head coach. Settling for anything less than stellar is not FUCKING OK.

I'm tired of anyone trying to rationalize it with bullshit like "well we would have more money for assistants", or "he knows west coast recruiting".

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck everybody, fuck this fucking shit.

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79smoothdawg

I like the intensity. but you sound like a bitch. i'll give this post a B or B-

RaceBannon

You need to step away from the computer and let me take a walk inside your girl's vagina

DoogieMcDoogerson

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.

CuntWaffle

NYBE

HeretoBeatmyChest

I wouldn't be happy with Peterson but he should be omitted from the original post.

RaceBannon

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.

What the fuck is realistic? We have a retard for an AD and an administration that hates football. Why list losers that keep us losers? Who gives a fuck? We're going to hire a moron

[Deleted User]

"Anytime you have to start rationalizing someone by giving them credit for being good with the media, giving kick ass pressers, and the like...giving them accolades for things other than their overall record...you have the wrong guy"
-iDawg said something like that in a recent podcast

There is too much of that shit going on right now.

TommySQC

Cancel your tickets. Let them rot in that state of the art stadium that doesn't even get cell service.

topdawgnc

Five names ...

Donatino
Petrino
Strong
Bohl
Miles (Fuck all y'all, he wins ...)

mobey

Let me get out first.

No crossing swords.

You need to step away from the computer and let me take a walk inside your girl's vagina

Auburndawg

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.
What the fuck is realistic? We have a retard for an AD and an administration that hates football. Why list losers that keep us losers? Who gives a fuck? We're going to hire a moron

Translation: Anyone not named Mora is a moron

RaceBannon

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?

RoadDawg55

Petersen has nothing in common with the first three. 8-4 has been Petersen's worst season. We all talk about getting a winner. Who has won more fucking games than Petersen? Like any hire, he's a risk, but I don't get how he is an automatic disaster.

topdawgnc

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?

He could be had from LSU

RoadDawg55

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU

Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

topdawgnc

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU
Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

Kirk Herbstreit blew that shit up ... on purpose ...

Woody could do no worse than make a run at him ...

dnc

I agree with almost everything here, but I don't think Peterson belongs on that list. He's not there for kickass pressers or recruiting connections or any such bullshit. He's there because he's 2-0 in BCS games and 3-0 versus Pac12 schools in bowel games.

He's not in my top 5, and I won't be SportsBonering for him, but he's not a doog option. Plenty of legitimate football schools have tried to hire the dude.

TheKobeStopper

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU
Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

Kirk Herbstreit blew that shit up ... on purpose ...

Woody could do no worse than make a run at him ...

He can't say no if we don't ask.

I hate this bored during a coaching change.

RaceBannon

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.
What the fuck is realistic? We have a retard for an AD and an administration that hates football. Why list losers that keep us losers? Who gives a fuck? We're going to hire a moron
Translation: Anyone not named Mora is a moron

Go back to doogman, doog

RaceBannon

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU
Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

Nobody good is realistic so who gives a fuck? When did this place become doogman?

unfrozencaveman

Les Miles is making $4.3. Offer him $5.3 and see what happens, it can't hurt. PNW is a good place to retire. He'd appreciate the fishing, outdoors, etc

At this point, Poolboy should be in the office doing anything and everthing

Gladstone

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what

topdawgnc

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what

Fuck both of them.

Fuck ... I'd take Cutcliffe over those two ...

doogsinparadise

Poont 1 : Mora stays at ucla to line up an Nfl gig in two years. Could you see mora va harbs in the bay?

2: hc list after woody shit the bed: Dantonio, les miles, jimbo, todd graham, the ball st guy, trtressel.

It's all about the benjis folks

[Deleted User]

Poont 1 : Mora stays at ucla to line up an Nfl gig in two years. Could you see mora va harbs in the bay?

2: hc list after woody shit the bed: Dantonio, les miles, jimbo, todd graham, the ball st guy, trtressel.

It's all about the benjis folks

Good list, but poont 1 is fucktarded.

If Mora doesn't want to work for Woodward he sure as hell won't want to work for the Davis family.

topdawgnc

Poont 1 : Mora stays at ucla to line up an Nfl gig in two years. Could you see mora va harbs in the bay?

2: hc list after woody shit the bed: Dantonio, les miles, jimbo, todd graham, the ball st guy, trtressel.

It's all about the benjis folks

Tressel is more toxic than Kelly.

dnc

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what
Fuck both of them.

Fuck ... I'd take Cutcliffe over those two ...

Cutcliffe over Petersen?

Hell no.

topdawgnc

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what
Fuck both of them.

Fuck ... I'd take Cutcliffe over those two ...
Cutcliffe over Petersen?

Hell no.

It's called being dramatic ... to make a poont.

doogsinparadise

Tressel wears fucking sweater vests for fucks SaaS ke, how professorial ( read uw friendly) can you get. I'm hearing that he's *tanned*, rested, teaching, and ready to rumble.

dnc

Tressel wears fucking sweater vests for fucks SaaS ke, how professorial ( read uw friendly) can you get. I'm hearing that he's *tanned*, rested, teaching, and ready to rumble.

Doesn't he have like another five year show cause? Baring that, I'd take him faster than Sark can say extra cheese.

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79smoothdawg

I like the intensity. but you sound like a bitch. i'll give this post a B or B-

RaceBannon

You need to step away from the computer and let me take a walk inside your girl's vagina

DoogieMcDoogerson

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.

CuntWaffle

NYBE

HeretoBeatmyChest

I wouldn't be happy with Peterson but he should be omitted from the original post.

RaceBannon

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.

What the fuck is realistic? We have a retard for an AD and an administration that hates football. Why list losers that keep us losers? Who gives a fuck? We're going to hire a moron

[Deleted User]

TommySQC

Cancel your tickets. Let them rot in that state of the art stadium that doesn't even get cell service.

topdawgnc

Five names ...

Donatino
Petrino
Strong
Bohl
Miles (Fuck all y'all, he wins ...)

mobey

Let me get out first.

No crossing swords.

You need to step away from the computer and let me take a walk inside your girl's vagina

Auburndawg

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.
What the fuck is realistic? We have a retard for an AD and an administration that hates football. Why list losers that keep us losers? Who gives a fuck? We're going to hire a moron

Translation: Anyone not named Mora is a moron

RaceBannon

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?

RoadDawg55

topdawgnc

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?

He could be had from LSU

RoadDawg55

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU

Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

topdawgnc

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU
Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

Kirk Herbstreit blew that shit up ... on purpose ...

Woody could do no worse than make a run at him ...

dnc

TheKobeStopper

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU
Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

Kirk Herbstreit blew that shit up ... on purpose ...

Woody could do no worse than make a run at him ...

He can't say no if we don't ask.

I hate this bored during a coaching change.

RaceBannon

OK CollegeDoog. Throw out 5 realistic names.
What the fuck is realistic? We have a retard for an AD and an administration that hates football. Why list losers that keep us losers? Who gives a fuck? We're going to hire a moron
Translation: Anyone not named Mora is a moron

Go back to doogman, doog

RaceBannon

Led Miles would be human Viagra. Louisiana connection?
He could be had from LSU
Miles isn't realistic. He stayed at LSU when he could have gone to Michigan. He's not coming to UW.

Nobody good is realistic so who gives a fuck? When did this place become doogman?

unfrozencaveman

Gladstone

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what

topdawgnc

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what

Fuck both of them.

Fuck ... I'd take Cutcliffe over those two ...

doogsinparadise

[Deleted User]

Poont 1 : Mora stays at ucla to line up an Nfl gig in two years. Could you see mora va harbs in the bay?

2: hc list after woody shit the bed: Dantonio, les miles, jimbo, todd graham, the ball st guy, trtressel.

It's all about the benjis folks

Good list, but poont 1 is fucktarded.

If Mora doesn't want to work for Woodward he sure as hell won't want to work for the Davis family.

topdawgnc

Poont 1 : Mora stays at ucla to line up an Nfl gig in two years. Could you see mora va harbs in the bay?

2: hc list after woody shit the bed: Dantonio, les miles, jimbo, todd graham, the ball st guy, trtressel.

It's all about the benjis folks

Tressel is more toxic than Kelly.

dnc

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what
Fuck both of them.

Fuck ... I'd take Cutcliffe over those two ...

Cutcliffe over Petersen?

Hell no.

topdawgnc

nuss is acceptable but petersen isn't

what
Fuck both of them.

Fuck ... I'd take Cutcliffe over those two ...
Cutcliffe over Petersen?

Hell no.

It's called being dramatic ... to make a poont.

doogsinparadise

Tressel wears fucking sweater vests for fucks SaaS ke, how professorial ( read uw friendly) can you get. I'm hearing that he's *tanned*, rested, teaching, and ready to rumble.

dnc

Tressel wears fucking sweater vests for fucks SaaS ke, how professorial ( read uw friendly) can you get. I'm hearing that he's *tanned*, rested, teaching, and ready to rumble.

Doesn't he have like another five year show cause? Baring that, I'd take him faster than Sark can say extra cheese.