10:30 Eastern games suck, no one gives a shit about west coast football on the east coast, but at least 8:30 eastern is watchable. At 10:30, old people are in bed and young people are out at 10:30 on a Friday or Saturday. So dumb. Plus, as others have said it is death to to controlling consumption so I don’t pass out at halftime at midnight. Not to mention, the last two + years of atrocious mindbogglingly complicated offensive fuckery causes me to quickly ramp up alcohol intake to straight bourbon after watching stupid underwhelming quarterback play and complicated schemes fail. Then just before halftime we somehow figure out that oh, yeah, we actually have good players on the line and tight end, maybe we should use those guys. Oh, and we are good at running, huh, maybe we should try that play that Gaskins just broke off for 25 yards again.
10:30 Eastern games suck, no one gives a shit about west coast football on the east coast, but at least 8:30 eastern is watchable. At 10:30, old people are in bed and young people are out at 10:30 on a Friday or Saturday. So dumb. Plus, as others have said it is death to to controlling consumption so I don’t pass out at halftime at midnight. Not to mention, the last two + years of atrocious mindbogglingly complicated offensive fuckery causes me to quickly ramp up alcohol intake to straight bourbon after watching stupid underwhelming quarterback play and complicated schemes fail. Then just before halftime we somehow figure out that oh, yeah, we actually have good players on the line and tight end, maybe we should use those guys. Oh, and we are good at running, huh, maybe we should try that play that Gaskins just broke off for 25 yards again.
If no one sees us lose to Cal they legally can't use it to keep us out of the playoff.
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Plus, as others have said it is death to to controlling consumption so I don’t pass out at halftime at midnight. Not to mention, the last two + years of atrocious mindbogglingly complicated offensive fuckery causes me to quickly ramp up alcohol intake to straight bourbon after watching stupid underwhelming quarterback play and complicated schemes fail. Then just before halftime we somehow figure out that oh, yeah, we actually have good players on the line and tight end, maybe we should use those guys. Oh, and we are good at running, huh, maybe we should try that play that Gaskins just broke off for 25 yards again.