Old man

So I'm sitting here in the palatial home office when the doorbell rings which sets the dog off.

I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.

I open the door

Who rang the doorbell

No comment

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL

They get up and start leaving

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass

One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.

I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer

Why so angry Race?

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HHusky

13 year old girls are like that though.

creepycoug

So I'm sitting here in the palatial home office when the doorbell rings which sets the dog off.

I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.

I open the door

Who rang the doorbell

No comment

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL

They get up and start leaving

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass

One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.

I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer

Why so angry Race?

Not once did you say "Get off my lawn!"??? Really?

MikeDamone

And they were wearing MAGA hats...

Pics?

RaceBannon

13 year old girls are like that though.

If you think I'd fight 6 teen age girls you're crazy

RaceBannon

And they were wearing MAGA hats...

Pics?

HHusky

13 year old girls are like that though.
If you think I'd fight 6 teen age girls you're crazy

I assumed you were bluffing.

MikeDamone

And they were wearing MAGA hats...

Pics?

That’s what I thought

YellowSnow

You have a personal Green New Deal too?

Pitchfork51

It's

You have a personal Green New Deal too?

#MyTruth
#MyGND

BennyBeaver

So I'm sitting here in the palatial home office when the doorbell rings which sets the dog off.

I look outside and 6 teens are sitting on my front lawn.

I open the door

Who rang the doorbell

No comment

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL

They get up and start leaving

WHO RANG THE DOORBELL. Do it again and I'll kick your ass

One of them flips me off as they start RUNNING away.

I said - I'll fight all 6 of you at once if you think it will be fair. No answer

Why so angry Race?

Can't wait for the next chapter in Old Man Defends His Castle when our protagonist has a heart attack on his front porch while 6 teens pelt him with eggs.

CuntWaffle

YellowSnow

dflea

Kids today are pussies. Back in the day, we'd have been plotting against you already, and tonight, your mail box would be kissing the world goodbye.

If the surveillance tools today existed back when I was a kid, I'd probably still be in jail.

You might want to think about getting one of those Nest cameras for the front of your house in case the little shitbirds come back.

PurpleJ

Kids today are pussies. Back in the day, we'd have been plotting against you already, and tonight, your mail box would be kissing the world goodbye.

If the surveillance tools today existed back when I was a kid, I'd probably still be in jail.

You might want to think about getting one of those Nest cameras for the front of your house in case the little shitbirds come back.

There are still burn marks all over the street I grew up on from me dousing shit in gasoline and lighting it on fire in the middle of the street. We used to fill up pop cans with lighter fluid and play flaming kick the can as well as shove fireworks up drainage pipes.

RaceBannon

Kids today are pussies. Back in the day, we'd have been plotting against you already, and tonight, your mail box would be kissing the world goodbye.

If the surveillance tools today existed back when I was a kid, I'd probably still be in jail.

You might want to think about getting one of those Nest cameras for the front of your house in case the little shitbirds come back.

This is true. We wouldn't have run either

Mailboxes are now a block away on a pedestal.

I do have signs saying I have cameras

Sledog

Get off my lawn!

PurpleJ

Having a sign that says you have security is just as good as actually having it. Dad stopped paying after a few months and just left the security signs out. It worked except for the times it didn't.

YellowSnow

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.

Sledog

Get off my lawn!

Chinned for M-1. Fuck AARP.

Agreed! But it was Clint Eastwood. I only have Tanker M-1's. Handier!

Pitchfork51

Do kids today even make spray paint flamethrowers?