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A poem for the bored
MikeDamone
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
in Tug Tavern
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.
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Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits
Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,
We will cleanse your inner intestines.
We will bathe in your Pungent Odor,
Gather cotton.
Count my eyes,
Smell my skin,
Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.
I live only for eternity,
Thirst for the undrinkable.
Hold the heat,
Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.
Love the Oxen dung!
Takin' hella long bitch give it to me now (uh)
Make that thing pop like a semi or a nine
Oh baby like it raw with a shimmy shimmy ya huah!
A$AP get like me
Never met a mother fucker fresh like me
All these motherfuckers wanna dress like me
Put the chrome to your dome make you Sweat like Keith
'Cause I'm the nigga, the nigga nigga, like how you figure?
Getting figures and fuckin' bitches
She rollin swishers for her bitches
I brought my niggas they getting bent up off the liquor
She love my licorice, I let her lick it
They say money make a nigga act nigga-ish
But at least a nigga nigga rich
I be fuckin' broads like I be fuckin' bored
Turn a dyke bitch out have her fuckin' boys, beast!
I love bad bitches that's my fuckin' problem (Problem)
And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin' problem (True)
I love bad bitches that's my fuckin' problem (Problem)
And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin' problem (True)
I love bad bitches that's my fuckin' problem (Problem)
And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin' problem (True)
If findin' somebody real is your fuckin' problem
Bring ya girls to the crib maybe we can solve it
She said there's something you gotta see
Even though this country's headed for war
This nation is prouder than ever before
Yeah that was spirit in the air
We're more American than anywhere
And I just smile cause I could tell
This little girl was going to
Hell
Now I wouldn't mind
If you swallowed my pride
Make me feel alright
Yeah now deep inside
Feel alright
Hey, all the warmth in her heart
Couldn't keep my blood from running cold
Cause I fell for her looks
Now I wanna go for her throne
I tried to tell her a thousand times
But little girl didn't understand at all
Now I wouldn't mind
If you swallow my pride
Make me feel alright
Yeah now deep inside
Feel alright
Alright
You can swallow my pride
Now I wouldn't mind
If you swallowed my pride
Make me feel alright, deep inside
Feel alright
Pride... pride... pride
You can swallow my pride
Apology for writing about running over children
Apology for joking about his wife raising the kids
Beto doesn't get it
He's a fuckface wannabe. A minor Congressional representative. A creation of the machine with more baggage than Obama ever had.
Dems gonna Dem. Dumbasses.
Bring me Scoop and Maggie.