Venezuela on the brink

DerekJohnson

https://apnews.com/156d8be53f63499eba58b46456e84baf

Swaye

I am generally against gun boat diplomacy but I'll make an exception in this case. Just send in a SEAL team. See ya Maduro. He's a turd. Next guy will probably be a turd as well, but not this big of a turd.

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

I am generally against gun boat diplomacy but I'll make an exception in this case. Just send in a SEAL team. See ya Maduro. He's a turd. Next guy will probably be a turd as well, but not this big of a turd.

this reads like a Trump tweet

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

I am generally against gun boat diplomacy but I'll make an exception in this case. Just send in a SEAL team. See ya Maduro. He's a turd. Next guy will probably be a turd as well, but not this big of a turd.

I dunno, @Swaye . The beaches are going to be heavily defended.

You and I should go along on the invasion as special strategic advisors.

sarktastic

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

I am generally against gun boat diplomacy but I'll make an exception in this case. Just send in a SEAL team. See ya Maduro. He's a turd. Next guy will probably be a turd as well, but not this big of a turd.

I dunno, @Swaye . The beaches are going to be heavily defended.

You and I should go along on the invasion as special strategic advisors.

Confirmed. Trumps going into Venezuela

PurpleThrobber

sarktastic said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

I am generally against gun boat diplomacy but I'll make an exception in this case. Just send in a SEAL team. See ya Maduro. He's a turd. Next guy will probably be a turd as well, but not this big of a turd.

I dunno, @Swaye . The beaches are going to be heavily defended.

You and I should go along on the invasion as special strategic advisors.

Confirmed. Trumps going into Venezuela

It wouldn't surprise me if Trump led the invasion himself - like MacArthur tromping through the surf in his return to the Phillippines.

#courage

sarktastic

re-checking the attack Map, it’s a tough call predicting exactly how he’ll enter.

PurpleThrobber

sarktastic said:

re-checking the attack Map, it’s a tough call predicting exactly how he’ll enter.

It's no coincidence the upper Northwest portion of Venezuela looks like a clitoris.

Trump will enter through Colombia's backdoor.

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

I am generally against gun boat diplomacy but I'll make an exception in this case. Just send in a SEAL team. See ya Maduro. He's a turd. Next guy will probably be a turd as well, but not this big of a turd.

this reads like a Trump tweet

#Winning

Swaye

I would honestly kill someone for this one.

sarktastic

Rumor has it she’s looking for an American to marry

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

I would honestly kill someone for this one.

Technically, she's the only one I cannot confirm is Venezuelan. But when dat ass popped up on the image search, The Throbber is willing to entertain some creative geography.

Swaye

sarktastic said:

Rumor has it she’s looking for an American to marry

Sledog

Americas future if many on this board have their way.

PurpleThrobber

sarktastic said:

Rumor has it she’s looking for an American to marry

Invade, make Venezuela a US Territory. Naturalize citizens. Problem solved.

Fuck of a lot better looking than American Samoans....

Pitchfork51

The chick from the expanse is pretty doable

LebamDawg

PurpleThrobber said:

sarktastic said:

Rumor has it she’s looking for an American to marry

Invade, make Venezuela a US Territory. Naturalize citizens. Problem solved.

Fuck of a lot better looking than American Samoans....

but their kids play FOOTBALL not futbol