Good news for UW Rugby

UW_Doog_Bot

Looks like Rugby parties are going to be much, much more popular.

UW Interfraternity Council adopts new ban on hard alcohol

GreenRiverGatorz

Big beer at it again with their dirty lobbying money.

sarktastic

Virtue Signalling waste of time.

Probably required by Insurance carriers to mitigate future lawsuits.

PurpleThrobber

The Throbber actually doesn’t have a problem with putting some reins on hard liqs.

Let the fratty boys serve as much fucking beer as they want in their houses. 1) They’ll get too full before they get alcohol poisoning on shots and 2) the sororitutes won’t get so fucked up that they have to claim date rape after they do things they regret the next day.

Now, the little hotty bodies will put on some lbs but that’s ok during these cold winter months as insulation.

Bread

Let's start a new fraternity system with hazing and booze.

PurpleThrobber

Bread said:

Let's start a new fraternity system with hazing and booze.

In!

BennyBeaver

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Looks like Rugby parties are going to be much, much more popular.

UW Interfraternity Council adopts new ban on hard alcohol

Just like they banned hazing?

BennyBeaver

Typically we'd serve beer only at our functions, unless it was a special theme.

Walk-in keg cooler that held 18 kegs and had 4 CO2 taps. Keg cooler was also used for hanging freshly clean deer on occasion. Stroh's was $32/keg.

The man banned kegs so we had to buy cans. Pick up truck beds full of cans, we'd wipe stores clean of all the Keystone we could find.

RaceBannon

BennyBeaver said:

Typically we'd serve beer only at our functions, unless it was a special theme.

Walk-in keg cooler that held 18 kegs and had 4 CO2 taps. Keg cooler was also used for hanging freshly clean deer on occasion. Stroh's was $32/keg.

The man banned kegs so we had to buy cans. Pick up truck beds full of cans, we'd wipe stores clean of all the Keystone we could find.

What was your frat?

Ima Fag Tu?

BennyBeaver

RaceBannon said:

BennyBeaver said:

Typically we'd serve beer only at our functions, unless it was a special theme.

Walk-in keg cooler that held 18 kegs and had 4 CO2 taps. Keg cooler was also used for hanging freshly clean deer on occasion. Stroh's was $32/keg.

The man banned kegs so we had to buy cans. Pick up truck beds full of cans, we'd wipe stores clean of all the Keystone we could find.

What was your frat?

Ima Fag Tu?

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

RaceBannon

Depends. In many pre civilized societies bad jokes were highly prized and evidence of alpha dog potential

TheDozer

From my experience, hard alcohol wasn’t allowed at parties registered with the UW. We’d still drink it at pregames but hide it once the party “officially” started so when the cops came to do their checkup it was just beer cans. Unregistered parties were a different story but those were technically illegal anyway. Rumor has it this all has to do with Jeremy Stevens and dudes drugging solo cups.

BennyBeaver

RaceBannon said:

Depends. In many pre civilized societies bad jokes were highly prized and evidence of alpha dog potential

How did you find your way out of the Tug?

RaceBannon

BennyBeaver said:

RaceBannon said:

Depends. In many pre civilized societies bad jokes were highly prized and evidence of alpha dog potential

How did you find your way out of the Tug?

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

BennyBeaver

RaceBannon said:

BennyBeaver said:

RaceBannon said:

Depends. In many pre civilized societies bad jokes were highly prized and evidence of alpha dog potential

How did you find your way out of the Tug?

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

Not a joke. But if it was, I'd have this gem of a comeback ready:

Depends. In many pre civilized societies bad jokes were highly prized and evidence of alpha dog potential

RaceBannon

You should have saved that gem of a comeback

PurpleJ

Next move is to ban having a penis.

Houhusky

PurpleJ said:

Next move is to ban having a penis.

Unless it’s a women with a penis.

backthepack

Bread said:

Let's start a new fraternity system with hazing and booze.

It’s called club lacrosse and rugby!

UWhuskytskeet

TheDozer said:

From my experience, hard alcohol wasn’t allowed at parties registered with the UW. We’d still drink it at pregames but hide it once the party “officially” started so when the cops came to do their checkup it was just beer cans. Unregistered parties were a different story but those were technically illegal anyway. Rumor has it this all has to do with Jeremy Stevens and dudes drugging solo cups.

There was always booze at the parties I went to and the cops never seemed to care. This was 10+ years ago though.

Purple_Pills

As a former UWIFC executive officer I am totally ashamed in my successors. Dude bros, at least negotiate kegs back if you are trading away your booze privileges. F!