Sark's Back

GrundleStiltzkin

No one fails upward better

https://twitter.com/AP_Top25/status/1096529243801092098

Black eye for @PurpleJ imo

sarktastic

Sounds like Saban is getting ready to retire and has found the perfect coach to had it off to.

FremontTroll

What a cool day to be a an Alabama fan.

Roll fucking tide!

whatshouldicareabout

With this move, Alabama goes down one tier to the Oklahomas and Ohio States of the world.

Pitchfork51

Man I wanna hang out with sark.

Actually isn't be sober now?

I wanna hang with sumlin

DerekJohnson

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

bananasnblondes

DerekJohnson said:

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

Especially after his heroic recovery from that terrible disease he had

Pitchfork51

It's not everyone that can turn an 0-12 team into a kick ass 7-5 squad.

Damn that was a good career move.

PurpleJ

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Pitchfork51

bananasnblondes said:

DerekJohnson said:

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

Especially after his heroic recovery from that terrible disease he had

A true leader and molder of men.

greenblood

DerekJohnson said:

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

He’s the most successful failure I’ve ever seen.

DawgWagonDan

bananasnblondes said:

DerekJohnson said:

Sark is a genius at landing on his feet. I've got to hand it to him.

Especially after his heroic recovery from that terrible disease he had

Norm says it's the best disease. It's the only one where you can constantly drink booze. I tend to agree; best disease rather easily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icpye6MXnf0

CaptainPJ

Jesus H Christ.

That piece of shit must have a PI taking pic’s of all his employers. How the fuck does he continue to fail upward?

Especially Bama - they gave him an opportunity and he bolted on them.

FYFMFMLFE

Joey

"Best play-caller in college football."

-Kurt Hermstreet

sarktastic

I'm hearing there''s going to be a new Tuscaloosa Joey''s hiring soon.

DerekJohnson

PurpleJ said:

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Is there even one person in America who has ever been paid via backing up a Brinks truck?

MisterEm

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Is there even one person in America who has ever been paid via backing up a Brinks truck?

If we told you, you'd be sleeping with the fishes of the long lost doogman free bird.

FireCohen

CaptainPJ said:

Jesus H Christ.

That piece of shit must have a PI taking pic’s of all his employers. How the fuck does he continue to fail upward?

Especially Bama - they gave him an opportunity and he bolted on them.

FYFMFMLFE

haha. saban forced him out bama the first time. i guess he forgot what POS he was

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

Fire Saban. He's senile. Back up the Brinks truck to bring Dabo home. #sweethomedabobama

Is there even one person in America who has ever been paid via backing up a Brinks truck?

Yes

CaptainPJ

WeakarmCobra said:

CaptainPJ said:

Jesus H Christ.

That piece of shit must have a PI taking pic’s of all his employers. How the fuck does he continue to fail upward?

Especially Bama - they gave him an opportunity and he bolted on them.

FYFMFMLFE

haha. saban forced him out bama the first time. i guess he forgot what POS he was

That was Kiffin.

He handed the wheel to Cutty Sark, who stayed through the playoff and bolted.

RaceBannon

Sark wore out the Bama defense in the second half with his patented 20 second three incompletes and out offense