So I'm at a bar

Pitchfork51

And ive been waiting to take a shit for ten minutes. It's insane.

sarktastic

Now might be a great time to self identify as a woman. Probably cleaner, too.

Pitchfork51

I mostly just wanted to write the tag


But why do old people take so God damn long?

@RaceBannon

sarktastic

ask #flomax

MikeDamone

Pics?

greenblood

I'll hold my shit in for 2 days if I have to, if that prevents me from having to shit in a public bathroom.

RaceBannon

Pitchfork51 said:

I mostly just wanted to write the tag


But why do old people take so God damn long?

@RaceBannon

When I have to go I have to go

Well, not pissing. Fuck you you're going to be old someday and I'll still be here to mock you

Sledog

RaceBannon said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I mostly just wanted to write the tag


But why do old people take so God damn long?

@RaceBannon

When I have to go I have to go

Well, not pissing. Fuck you you're going to be old someday and I'll still be here to mock you

I doubt some people on this board are going to get old! Some will forget to breathe. Others will starve to death when their parents die.

MikeDamone

greenblood said:

I'll hold my shit in for 2 days if I have to, if that prevents me from having to shit in a public bathroom.

Nope. I shit my pants like every 2 years

PurpleThrobber

MikeDamone said:

greenblood said:

I'll hold my shit in for 2 days if I have to, if that prevents me from having to shit in a public bathroom.

Nope. I shit my pants like every 2 years

#me too. Every 2 or 3 years. Just Depends.

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