Michael Eletise sells couch

RDR

https://twitter.com/AngieMachado1/status/1090401658662576128

Meek

I feel like we should have a thread dedicated to The Portal

TommySQC

I remember when he shunned UW. I was hoping for back issues but sucking ass worked as a well.

MisterEm

TommySQC said:

I remember when he shunned UW. I was hoping for back issues but sucking ass worked as a well.

You're my favorite kind of Dwag.

bananasnblondes

Nick Harris turned out better. Strausser's shitty recruiting may have helped us in a roundabout kind of way.

whatshouldicareabout

Nathan Eldridge has already left Arizona for OSU. Eletise will be the second OL to go from Tuscon to Corvallis.

PurpleThrobber

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

sarktastic

She has nice teeth

UWhuskytskeet

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

Swaye

UWhuskytskeet said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

Wood 20 years ago, Wood now, Wood 20 years from now. Being picky leads to blue balls and inflated self worth. I prefer red balls and knowing I am a loser.

HillsboroDuck

Swaye said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

Wood 20 years ago, Wood now, Wood 20 years from now. Being picky leads to blue balls and inflated self worth. I prefer red balls and knowing I am a loser.

#MeToo

BennyBeaver

UWhuskytskeet said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

HillsboroDuck

BennyBeaver said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

REALBeaver, amirite?

BennyBeaver

HillsboroDuck said:

BennyBeaver said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

REALBeaver, amirite?

yes. but she's running the former scout site now. i think it's called 247 and beaverblitz or something like that.

chuck

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Yes.

PurpleThrobber

BennyBeaver said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Wood 20 years ago.

She's our? version of Ruthann. Better looking, not as fucking crazy, and full white.

She'd be full of the Purple (Throbber). I promise you that.

The whole mom glasses thing has an erotic Oedipus/Freudian thing happening that The Throbber is trying to reconcile.

TommySQC

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

I'd cover those glasses

BayDawg

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Would fucking plow...

longduckdong

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Would drop load on glasses

Sources

TommySQC

longduckdong said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Hmmm....contemplating. Wood? Wood not?

Would drop load on glasses

Yeah that's what I said