HH in Real Life

Doogles

Last night I went on a double date that turned into a game night after-party at one of the girl's apartments.

The game was similar to cards against humanity but with Meme cards and all my hours here helped me dominate out the gate.

Things are going great and the girls ask me how I'm so good. Well I go full Mike Leach and deadpan that I'm aggressively placed on the spectrum which gives me an advantage. This bombed pretty hard so double down by relating Asperger's to HIV and reassure them I wasn't full blown autistic.



Walking back to my car I pondered my true positioning on the spectrum and feared the truth.

FYFMFE

Edwin_Bambino

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

HuskyJW

Edwin_Bambino said:

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

Have you met Doogles?

Game night was probably his idea after his 2nd Adderall.

Doogles

Edwin_Bambino said:

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

I pulled a Sark, I'm on probation and cleaner than poopsie.

Dennis_DeYoung

Did you suck his dick?

MikeDamone

Edwin_Bambino said:

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

Flagged for thinking there is a “sober enough to drive” threshold.

backthepack

HuskyJW said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

Have you met Doogles?

Game night was probably his idea after his 2nd Adderall.

He may have been the short fucker that kept asking my friend for blow at the tailgate for some reason.

Doogles

backthepack said:

HuskyJW said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

Have you met Doogles?

Game night was probably his idea after his 2nd Adderall.

He may have been the short fucker that kept asking my friend for blow at the tailgate for some reason.

If I was still in the game I would have been packing a bullet.

Pretty sure @HuskyJW 's brother in law caught me doing a bumpski in Earl's bathroom before the SC game 2016.

backthepack

Doogles said:

backthepack said:

HuskyJW said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

Flagged before being sober enough to drive after going on a double date and playing memes against humanity. Gotta be drunk to enjoy that.

Have you met Doogles?

Game night was probably his idea after his 2nd Adderall.

He may have been the short fucker that kept asking my friend for blow at the tailgate for some reason.

If I was still in the game I would have been packing a bullet.

Pretty sure @HuskyJW 's brother in law caught me doing a bumpski in Earl's bathroom before the SC game 2016.

Nice it was probably someone else then.

Doogles

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Did you suck his dick?

Wasn't black enough.